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ok be real would yall fuck your clone be honest

[the-hydrangea-witch]

Let's cut the bullshit though. Haunted houses can definitely become pregnant.

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getting older and looking at ur own ocs like okay i know i said you were like 16-19 when i made you at 13 but no fucking way. youre 25 now

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I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message

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Rocky Horror is turning 50 next month and people still act like being gay was invented by Ellen in 1997

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TIME TO RANDOMIZE YOUR GENITALS

Based on this post. Reblog and tag what you got on the wheel! In the event this breaches containment; I'm a monsterfucker so be warned that a good chunk of these reflect that.

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Elaborate thirty-second-long magical girl transformation sequence, and at the end of it the only difference is that I'm now holding a knife.

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before you write: THINK!

is it Tender?

is it Homoerotic?

is it Implicitly homosexual?

is it Noticeably repressed?

is it Kind of gay?

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trope i really like is self-loathing characters desperate for the catharsis of punishment for frankly rather selfish reasons who r also obsessed with repeatedly pressing others into hating them and hurting them as essentially a method of self harm. yes baby continue making it worse for urself and everybody around u instead of doing an actually productive and effective journey of improvement and redemption

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i’ve decided to completely dedicate myself to symbols and patterns

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did anyone else feel the timeline split or was that just me

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i kissed a ghoul and i liked it…… the taste of her scary chapstick

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God and i just remembered that for every day of the month there's a fairy from the Yonderworld named after it and they're also Patron saints

Why did I think it was a good idea to make my own time system I'm having a horrible time having to come up with 59 names for days, 16 of which appear throughout the year completely at random and are considered cursed, plus an additional 2-3 mega cursed days for leap years. I haven't even named the months yet and theres 20 total, 5 for each season. On the bright side this gives me so much potential for astrology from the Other World based on not only days of the month but which ones are "even" and "odd" since they flip a lot

((for context the world doesn't rotate so they made their own time system of 10 hour "days" where half the population is asleep every other day and the other half is awake rather than being awake And asleep every single day like some of us))

[the-hydrangea-witch]

Why did I think it was a good idea to make my own time system I'm having a horrible time having to come up with 59 names for days, 16 of which appear throughout the year completely at random and are considered cursed, plus an additional 2-3 mega cursed days for leap years. I haven't even named the months yet and theres 20 total, 5 for each season. On the bright side this gives me so much potential for astrology from the Other World based on not only days of the month but which ones are "even" and "odd" since they flip a lot

((for context the world doesn't rotate so they made their own time system of 10 hour "days" where half the population is asleep every other day and the other half is awake rather than being awake And asleep every single day like some of us))

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can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

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Listen if you ever think your writing is bad and you want to give up, a published author beloved by thousands (I don’t understand why) wrote the line “When he was wiping that cow shit on me, it was quite possibly the most turned-on I have ever been.”

what I’m saying is please don’t let Colleen Hoover win, don’t give up on your work.