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me: if only there was a fruit that looks like an apple but is actually a pear

the baffling papple:

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Mom says stfu or we’re not going to Dairy Queen

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Baby bird season is incoming and I’d like to remind everyone that birds do not have a significant sense of smell. Bird parents will not reject birdlets because you have handled them.

If you see smol birbs with few or no feathers on the ground, you can safely put them back into their nest, bird parents will still care for them.

If you see smol birbs with some or most feathers on the ground, please leave them there, as bird parents are probably nearby watching and feeding.

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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they removed capybara walking (1887) from letterboxd so i'm letting it live on my blog forever

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got into star wars recently and this was the outcome

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Happy Star Wars Day! Here’s my other Skywalker Twins comic all in one post!

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Happy Star Wars Day! I’ve decided to make my Skywalker comic into one easily rebloggable post.

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house’s team looks like this

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as someone who doesn’t know anyone with a pet chinchilla or see them at pet stores periodically i get really thrown off when i remember they exist

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Being carried swiftly by mama

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Darshen is so me

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First ever interaction between House and Chase

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It's so funny how the game store used to sell games the music store used to sell music and hot topic used to sell goffic accessories but now they all stock the same anime backpacks and novelty fnaf soap of whatever

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[PREVIEW] White House Robot Romance #1 (June 11, 2025)

writer: Chip Zdarsky | artist [penciller & inker]: Rachael Stott | colorist: Tamra Bonvillain | letterer: Ariana Maher | cover artist: Rachael Stott | publishing company: DSTLRY

synopsis: When Chef-9 learns that Service-1 is scheduled for immediate decommissioning, he makes an unprecedented choice: abandon his station, break protocol, and flee with Service-1 into the streets of Washington, D.C. But what starts as a desperate act of defiance quickly spirals into an international crisis. Service-1’s memory banks hold highly classified state secrets — ones that could tilt the balance of power between America and Canada. As paranoia mounts and the military mobilizes, the runaway robots find themselves hunted by government agents and targeted by corporate spies.