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im on a family vacation right now and the only thing keeping me sane is taking pictures of needle felted Jarthur everywhere like they are on their own tropical vacation because they deserve it

My extended family is like kind of awful and I want this trip to be over tomorrow but we are only on day 2/7 but at least I have needle felted Jarthur and my needle felting supplies so I will be making more little freaks while im on this trip

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what are yall doing that we need this??

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The most dramatic moment during my Camp Counseling career at an all girls camp was when a girl got a letter from a friend saying that Zac Efron had died and one of her bunkmates ran out of the cabin and shouted “ZAC EFRON IS DEAD!!!!!” and the camp immediately fell into chaos girls were crying in the middle of camp and running around spreading the news everyone was yelling and the counselors had to look up wether or not Zac Efron was dead (this is a wireless camp so the girls couldn’t access the internet and check for themselves) and then get out a megaphone and be like “ZAC EFRON IS NOT DEAD PLEASE REMAIN CALM” outside of all the cabins it was insanity. 

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i think fiction should be abolished. if yo uwrite about a character dying you should be put on trial in real life for murder

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All I want is a dracula adaption that allows Mina to be her amazing self and be in love with her husband

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"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach

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oh my god parker's parents loved arthur. what did they think when they heard the news that he killed their son. what about his sister. how did they react to the news that parker died at his partner's hands

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The biggest difference between feminists and radfems is man hating. I'm just gonna say it. Hating men is not feminist and does absolutely nothing to support women's rights or gender equality. Could certainly be argued that it actively hurts it by separating men and women as groups even further. Ah yes, the tried and true solution to equality- segregation.

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I'm cool with having an iPhone most of the time until I remember that these emoji 🗣️📢 are fucking facing each other. Yeah lemme just yell directly into the sending end of ths fucking megaphone real quick. Stupidass country

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A Double Victory

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"Taking control of the powers of unnatural forms of decay and using them on himself, he has corrupted himself into an unspeakable thing. Altered, unnatural and horrifying, but beyond the reach of a natural ageing and death. Though not immortal, he has nonetheless given himself an unnaturally long lifespan."

"So he has... Curdled like cheese?"

"What?"

"The wizard king. He became a human cheese."

"I fucking hate it when you talk."

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i love when multiple pfps of the same character interact w my stuff bc this is always what i imagine

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I'm keeping an eye out for heat stroke in my area and I can't figure out what a full body flush would look like on dark skin since all the pictures are just fake training pictures. Anyone have video/pics of a heat stroke flush on black skin?

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The human body is such bullshit, I hate having to google shit like "why am I having stress symptoms when there are no sources of stress in my life".

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stoned and autistic at a party trying to make conversation: I find the comparative lifespan of organisms so interesting. Spiders are comparatively long lived animals. Female black widows can live up to 3 years but their male counterparts rarely live four months. Some tarantulas live upwards of 20 years. The longest lived spider was around 43 years old when she was cruelly assassinated by a parasitic wasp. Domestic rats have a lifespan comparable to female black widows. To put things into perspective, there are spiders that remember a pre-pandemic world but it is likely every rat on earth was born post-COVID. There could be a spider out there born when Reagan was in office.