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Shadowhunters - Ages in different books

The Infernal Devices: 1878

The Last Hours: 1903

The Mortal Instruments: 2007

The Dark Artifices: 2012

The Wicked Powers: 2015

Clary Fray                 (16) (21) (24)

Jace Herondale      (16) (21) (24)

Isabelle Lightwood  (16) (21) (24)

Simon Lewis            (16) (21) (24)

Alec Lightwood       (18) (23) (26)

Magnus Bane (Approx. 300) (Approx. 400)

Maia Roberts (17) (22) (25)

Bat Velasquez (19) (24) (27)

Jocelyn Fray (37) (42) (45)

Luke Garroway (37) (42) (45)

Maryse Lightwood (39) (44) (47)

Lily Chen (18) (122) (127) (130)

Raphael Santiago + (70)

Robert Lightwood + (42) (47)

Max Lightwood + (9)

Jonathan Christopher Morgenstern + (17)

Valentine Morgenstern + (39)

Jordan Kyle + (18)

Emma Carstairs     (12) (17) (20)

Julian Blackthorn  (12) (17) (20)

Ty Blackthorn          (10) (15) (18)

Kit Herondale                  (15) (18)

Livvy Blackthorn +   (10) (15)

Dru Blackthorn        (8) (13) (16)

Tavvy Blackthorn      (2) (7) (10)

Mark Blackthorn     (16) (21) (24)

Helen Blackthorn   (18) (23) (26)

Aline Penhallow (17) (22) (25)

Cristina Rosales            (18) (21)

Kieran Kingson (Under 20)

Diego Rosales               (19) (22)

Jaime Rosales              (17) (20)

Diana Wrayburn (22) (27) (30)

Ash Morgenstern (Around 13 in LoS, Around 17 in QoAaD)

Janus Herondale (23 as of 2014 in Thule) (26)

Malcolm Fade + (Approx. 220)

Annabel Blackthorn + (Around 217)

Cameron Ashdown (18) (21)

Rafael Lightwood-Bane (5) (8)

Max Lightwood-Bane (3) (6)

Will Herondale              (17) (43)

Jem Carstairs              (17) (43) (147) (152) (155)

Gabriel Lightwood      (18) (43)

Tessa Gray                 (16) (41) (145) (150) (153)

Cecily Herondale         (15) (40)

Gideon Lightwood      (20) (45)

Sophie Lightwood      (20) (45)

Charlotte Fairchild     (23) (48)

Henry Branwell          (22) (47)

Jessamine Lovelace + (17)

Nathaniel Gray + (19)

Tatiana Blackthorn   (16) (41)

Axel Mortmain + (75)

James Herondale   (17)

Matthew Fairchild         (17)

Cordelia Carstairs            (17)

Lucie Herondale               (16)

Thomas Lightwood         (18)

Barbara Lightwood +      (23)

Eugenia Lightwood         (21)

Christopher Lightwood  (16)

Anna Lightwood             (19)

Alexander Lightwood   (3)

Jesse Blackthorn +       (24)

Grace Blackthorn          (16)

Alastair Carstairs           (18)

Charles Fairchild            (24)

Elias Carstairs + (63)

Notes:

Despite Ash being born in 2007/8, he is around 13 in LoS and 17 in QoAaD as time works differently in Faerie.

Kieran was born around 1992, however Gwyn said he was "Under twenty" in LoS so the specific age is unknown.

I could not find the estimated ages for certain characters, like Gwyn Ap Nudd, which is why they aren't there.

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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Hell: are consorting with an Angel?

Crowley: yes? Are all you slackers not out there seducing any Angels? You got no game, is that it Hastur? You hating on me because you can’t get any Angel to feel an ounce of Temptation? Tell me, how’s it feel to be so unsexy you try and make one of my greatest demonic acts look traitorous?

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LONG MAY SHE REIGN.

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Friendly reminder that Sansa survived at the hands of

him

and her

then her

and then him

and last but not least, him

In what world would she be remotely impressed by the Dany-Show, let alone afraid of her bullshit and her dragons?

Sansa survived more monsters than Dany could hatch. 

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honestly what the fuck

The thirteen are all still happily going about their business but the possibility that they will all survive until the end is very unlikely and it just makes me want to scream 

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The scariest number of worms you find in your apple is 0.5.

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reblog if aliens are real and you want to skateboard with them

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That is the worst joke I ever heard.

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“So do I…”

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I make joke.

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“When Unsullied are young, the masters learn their fears. One boy is scared of dogs, one boy hates high places, one is frightened of the ocean. They make the boy sleep with dogs or climb a cliff. They throw him in the water. If he learns to swim, good. If he drowns, good. Either way, strong Unsullied. But I had no fears. I was never the biggest, never the strongest but I was bravest, always. Until I meet Missandei from the Isle of Naath. Now I have fear.”

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Sansa Stark + Tumblr text posts