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I WANNA GO HOME

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here loyal fan base have this uh... danny Sexbang if he was..... a creepypasta..,., I think... that .exe soul

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Arin and Dan mermaids for MerMay. Arin's a seahorse because he speaks SO HIGHLY of them on the show. <3 <3 <3

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Have you ever drawn Arin And Dan like Miguel and tulio from The Road to El Dorado?

I have now and let me say that you are a fucking genius

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80's toys you DEFINITELY don't remember - The Grumps

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dan tasting that weird lemon candy powder: a new icon set for u n ur pals

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i can’t get enough of them in these outfits and also can’t get enough of Arin’s longing stares

aka dan’s hair is particularly floofy in this episode Appreciation Post

aka dan’s arms Appreciation Post

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“I didn’t know it was gonna be THAT kind of party!”

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Ninja sex party’s new cover album is out today, and this is seriously one of the coolest covers of ‘dont fear the reaper everrrrr and you need to listen all the Way through

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BITCH YOU GOT IT

i in the mood to write pick an au that needs more stuff and i'll write you More Thing

Maybe Dress to Impress? That one would be fun to see!

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anything else would be a crime

also stripper dan can get it, brian has his own club and is a talent scout, you're welcome ;3c

We actually have a plan for how they meet? its not a meetcute though, it’s more of a meet-horny. 

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inquiring for vamp bite sauce potential? when danny gives arin's blood a sucky suck does that lead to other sucky suck?

We got two different asks about this, please hold

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Oh y’all better hold onto your pants >:3c My writin’ fingers are a-twitchin

What's the meetcute for these bois in the Bad Moon AU? :0c

Rose: “You’re just gonna have to wait to find out ;)” Just kidding, but not really. Basically, all we know is, something’s killing Arin’s horses on his farm, Sheriff Bri can’t do anything about it, and Dan just wants to know what the fuck is going on

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for dress to impress, what kinda outfits would og danny and danny sexbang like? like, the differences in taste.

Danny: In a word, extra. We’re talkin’ plunging necklines, long slitted skirts, glitter and gemstones, tons of makeup, and platform heels.

OG!Dan: GRUNGE, VERY PUNK. Plaid schoolgirl style skirts, black tanktops, leather jackets, doc martens. minimal makeup, but he doesn’t skimp on the eyeliner!!