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Victor Creed:

Being at a party means enjoying yourself, having an unforgettable time with your friends and your boyfriend Victor how come with you just to see you swing those hips in your little black dress. For Victor, you were irresistible so much that he wanted to grab you and throw you in the nearest booth just to ravish your body. As he watched from the distance he saw you dancing with your friends laughing and twirling, enjoying every second. You looked to check on Victor as he took his last swing of the liquor, winking at his delicious lover. As you twirled back to your friend you immediately felt a sweaty and greasy hand on your lower back traveling down south. An unruly chill walked up your spine making you move away from the feeling turning around seeing a drunk man not speaking a word letting his hands guide him to you.

Your eyes travel to Victor’s spot seeing the table empty and as the hand approached your body you saw Victor extending his hand digging his claws into the man’s arm, yelling out a cry of mercy. 

‘Be happy that’s the only thing I pierce with my claws.’ he growls out through the music.

The man kneels down from the immense pain begging Victor to release him. After a few moments, Victor lets him go his claws bloody swiping them along with his coat, partially cleaning them. He extends his clean hand to you

‘Let’s go home, kitten.’

Loki Laufeyson:

Dates with Loki can be only one word… relaxing. He loves to take you on strolls around parks as he holds your hand and rambles about his past week. It really relaxes both of you. But in between the date you love to get your dose of caffeine. He obliges as you two make way to the nearest coffee shop sitting on the terrace enjoying the view and Loki (duh). As you drink your coffee you can feel the waiter staring at you trying to make eye contact. You knew if you did that he would get a wrong idea. Nonetheless, you enjoyed your time with your lover. 

As the last drop of coffee was drank you two stood up walking out of the coffee shop. Grabbing your bag you saw the waiter sating in front of you holding a coffee to go with numbers scribbled on the back.

‘This one is on me.’ he awkwardly says as he extends the coffee.

You immediately wave your hands in front of you not wanting the coffee ‘Thank you but I had enough coffee for today.’ 

The waiter instead of pushing the coffee into your hands forcefully.

‘I think that the lady said no.’ Loki says calmly as he approaches you from behind putting his arms on your back reassuring you that everything is alright.

Loki leans closer to him ‘Better run away peasant before I freeze you into a block of ice.’ Loki’s skin starts to mix with his blue and his beige tone.

The waiter looks horrified as he stumbles back into the safeness of the coffee shop. Loki turns to face you smiling and kissing your forehead.

‘Let’s continue our date, love.’

Thor Odinson: 

Thor loved being able to hang out with you without any other team members because he let’s his inner ‘cuddle monster’ free. So it was natural for him to be handsy in public as you too walked around town. It would be always around 7 pm when the town starts to quiet down. He loves to dress in matching hoodies so people can get a feel that you and he are together. But not always, once a guy walked to you as you were waiting for Thor to exit the HQ and while you patiently waited the rando started making small talk about your orange hoodie, as you politely answer it cutting it to a bare minimum. The guy quickly caught your wave of ‘fuck-off’ vibes he forcefully grabs your hand making you face him.

‘Let me go, asshole!’ you scream out trying to pull your arm from his grasp.

‘Come on, just one drink, lovely.’ he says as he tries to walk away with you.

‘You mortal worm, you get your hand off my woman!’ Thor screams out forcing thunders to fall next to his body, not to harm you.

The guy lets go petrified of his near future. As you run into Thor’s arms seeing his eyes filling with anger and thunders.

Bucky Barnes:

You loved going to nature with Bucky as his favorite thing to do was feeding the ducks. He loved seeing the ducks gather around him as he crumbles the bread and sprinkling it around his feet feeling like a proud mother. And who better to enjoy it than with you. As Bucky waited for you to get off work he saw in the glass building where you worked a guy taking up your personal space. Bucky knew that you could handle it but something gave him a bad vibe about it. As Bucky held the fresh bread he bought he runs to you grabbing his shoulder, pulling him forcefully back making him almost stumble. To be honest Bucky doesn’t need a GOOD reason to save you from someone. He just wanted to protect you and hey when he saw a dude trying to hit on you he WILL attack. As Bucky started to fight with the man he hit him with the bread multiple times, breaking it in half with the only second hit. Lucky stops after a while he stands over the man throwing the bread on his face

‘Don’t touch her ever again.’ He hisses

Steve Rogers

If anything Steve didn’t like it was galas. He doesn’t like the feel of fakeness from the smiles, dresses, and especially people. Steve always had to hold up a ‘smile’ for the people there which tired him out. And that’s where you come in you keep him smiling by making silly remarks or some jokes (which most of them don’t really land but still they make him smile) but still, every time you are with him he keeps you within arms reach because the last and only time he didn’t a drunk socialite approached you trying to get a ‘picture with Captian America’s lover’. Steve jumped in between of you while the socialite grabbing his hand twisting it in an uncomfortable position. Let’s just say that Steve cracked more than a smile that night.

‘I’m sorry darling, that won’t happen again.’

Bruce Wayne:

The problem being with Bruce is always the same, paparazzi. Bruce loved taking you on outdoor dates but that always meant having maybe 4 minutes of peace and quiet and after that the flashing cameras in your face or in the distance following your moves. You know what you were signing up to do when you are in a relationship with Bruce but sometimes it gets intense. Each time Bruce does his best to shelter you from them but sometimes it’s really futile. And you just let it be, as the hoard of paparazzi run towards you asking you question solely around Bruce. They can range from tame to very rude but you just keep saying in your head 

‘10 minutes of this torture and the rest of the day with Bruce.’

Clark Kent:

It all happened one day as Clark was driving you to meet his mother and as the two of you arrived at the small house Clark immediately sighed thumping his head on the steering wheel.

‘What’s wrong?’ you ask perplexed 

Clark huffs out looking at you ‘I hear the chatter of two people I despised in high school.’

‘Bullies?’ 

Clark nods as he exits the car holding your hand in his and as you two were just about to step on the porch a loud voice stopped you.

‘Clark Kent? THE Clark Kent?!’ one of the two men says his eyes widened in shock.

The two men quickly run to the both of you looking at Clark seeing how he outgrew them.

‘Look at you a real! You are tall as hell.’ said the other man

‘Johnson, Marty.’ Clarks says their names.

The two men gawked over him but their eyes quickly fell on you. Looking at you like a piece of meat. Clark saw their gaze and quickly wrapped one arm over your shoulder. 

‘Fellas…’ Clark says in a growl daring the attention away from you. 

As much as he wanted to pummel those two the ground he felt his mother watching him from inside of the house.

‘Let’s go, babe, I can’t wait for you to try my mother’s homemade apple pie.’

Arthur Curry:

With Arthur, it’s really intense. Once at a bar Arthur sat next to you talking about his day as he put his hand on your tight circling it softly, making you melt at his touch. But not even 3 minutes later another hand is on your other tight, making you yelp in surprise. Arthur saw the man grinning wickedly at him angering Arthur by the second. 

‘You are done, asshole.’ Arthur says as he starts to punch the man in his face, beating him up badly, staring a bar fight between them. The man got some shots at Arthur but you knew that Arthur was just getting started. You watched from a safe distance not wanting to catch someone’s hands. As Arthur looked down at the beaten man he flips his hair back looking at you, smiling.

‘Let’s go home, doll. Apparently, we came to the wrong place where men don’t know how to treat a lady.’

Orm Marius:

When someone approaches you in an unfitting manner Orm will let out his ‘Ocean Master’ rage out going so far to hurt the person. For example, one time he was walking you home from a date when a man slapped your ass. As you turned around you saw the man grinning like a 5-year-old boy but as Orm turned to face him you saw the smile drop in seconds as he was slammed on the nearby wall being pulled up by the collar of his shirt, gasping for air. That was the first time you saw him really angry. His eyes throwing daggers at the man, his hands clutching the neckline of the shirt and his voice filling with threats/ promises what he will do to him. With a little bit of persuasion from you, Orm lets go of the man as he runs away. Orm turns to you kissing your lips softly as he holds your face in his hands gently.

‘I’m sorry I couldn’t prevent that miscreant from touching you but it won’t happen again.’

The Joker:

With J it’s really straight forward, someone touches you he will shoot them. But if they touch you while he is watching, for example, like 4 nights ago at his club. As you were at the bar ordering a drink for yourself you felt a man grinding against your ass as his hands were firmly on your waist. You pull away from him even pushing him away but to no prevail. Until Frost walks through the crowd of people dancing on the dance floor yanking him away from you and guiding him to the back rooms. As you look upon the VIP floor you see J standing there watching you. You mouth a ‘thank you’ to him and walk to his section to join. 

A few days and as you were in the penthouse you hear from the floor beneath screams and a loud bang. Upon hearing that a few minutes later J walks into the penthouse covered in small drops of blood, smiling. You don’t ask anything as he walks to you kissing you roughly, he pulls away and says.

‘No one touches you but me, sweetheart.’

Duncan Vizla:

(btw, for you Duncan-ho’s like me if you haven’t watched the death stranding trailer go watch it. Mads will star in the game)

With Duncan, everything is very low-key when you are on dates with him, so it can no surprise as you told him about your day over a small dinner and about the guy you are working with. As you tell him about his nasty personality, his crooked smile, and unflattering comments it can to you no surprise when you heard about the guy absent from work due to a broken arm. You knew that Duncan intervened, so when you comforted him he replies coldly.

‘I just taught him some manners and ethics and gave him punishments for his behavior. That’s all.’

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The Real You (Joker x Chubby!Reader)

Requested by Anon: “I was wondering if you could pretty please write a fan fiction were the joker falls for a chubby reader, btw your amazing!!!!!”

A/N: I hope this is okay, I’ve never written anything like this before. So, I really hope its alright! 

You’re eyes scanned over the models thin bodies as you flipped through the pages of your magazine. You sighed, closing the magazine and shoved it away from yourself. Standing, you walked over to the large mirror that hung on the wall. Your hands ran over your figure, pinching at loose skin as a frown slowly rose to your features. Your eyes glanced over at the discarded magazine, the model on the cover posing in such a way that showed off her thin figure.

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Imagine: Being the Twin Kids of Joker and Harley

Always having a partner in crime who knows exactly what your life is like and the pressures of being an heir to the kingdom of Gotham

Priding yourselves of being the anti Batkids

The Clown Prince brother is always there to beat the shit out of guys in the club who give his sister trouble.

The Clown Princess sister can always spot when a girl is trying to play her brother and ruins her life… quite literally.

Escaping the body guards your father assigns together to go and cause chaos in town.

Getting jealous you don’t see them as much and feeling left out when they get new friends or start dating someone.

Pranks wars when you’re fighting that involve explosives and laughing gas.

Uncle Johnny Frost being a sucker for both of you and giving in to what you want, covering up for you.

Digging into your parents past together, knowing they won’t reveal anything. Finding out about Harleen but still no leads on your father.

Joker and Harley trying to see where you and your sibling take after them.

Being tormented when captured because the Arkham doctors split you up into different cell blocks.

The Clown Prince brother always gifting his sister with the latest gold Cartier and Rollex watches

The Clown Princess sister always treating her brother to wardrobe lessons and getting him Gucci and Versace suits.

Customized weapons, the sister taking her father’s gun for inspiration and the brother taking his mother’s bat.

Growing up to decide to take the Chemical vat jump, holding each other’s hands as you fall.

One driving the purple lambo and the other on Harley’s motorcycle right next to it, driving to the latest heist.

Hesitantly going to Joker and Harley when you know your twin is in trouble, not wanting to betray their trust but knowing you can’t save them on your own.

Fighting over which one get’s to wear Joker’s chains.

Plotting to capture the batman together to prove to your parents you’re ready to join the family business.

Hosting an arkham break and take over to free the kids in their just like the two of you.

The clown princess inherits her father’s maniacal cackle while the clown prince develops the same rabid and psychotic laugh of your mother.

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Imagine...

Telling the squad that you love them for the first time. {part one}

Note - We know we have a lot of “part ones” but we’re getting to the other parts! Sugary and I finish each other’s parts, like a team. Plus we live in different time zones so it’s kind of hard. We’ll hop to it soon! <3 

Floyd Lawton: 

he freezes for a moment 

because he doesn’t really know how to react? 

it’s not everyday a hitman gets the chance the love

let alone think about love 

sure, in prison, he has plenty of time 

but we all know he’s not thinking abt it lol

c’mon, it’s floyd

the guy who doesn’t believe in love 

it’s sort of like that second time in the movie zoe tells floyd she loves him

he’s very hesitant to say but eventually the confirmation pops out

he loves you too

before this you two were “casually dating” 

you let people find out themselves 

plus you both don’t really do pda 

but if someone asked you would tell them you were taken by him {vice versa for floyd} 

so yeah. now he might actually “casually” announce it

Chato Santana: 

this boi right here 

he melts 

like lava lmao 

………………….i’ll go home 

anyway 

it’s been a long time, he hasn’t the words in forever 

it’s just like floyd, he hesitates but not because he’s afraid to commit again 

but because he doesn’t want to hurt someone he loves again 

eventually, he hugs you, he kisses you 

and he says it right back 

he’s crying but he wipes it all away 

right after he says the three magic words, he says thank you 

he never knew someone – especially someone as special as you - would love him 

Harley Quinn: 

she immediately returns the affection with a ‘i love you too, puddin’!” 

it’s obvious harley would want your love 

she’s really possessive and clingy

after a few days of the confession {that she claims she predicted} 

she’s literally on ur arms all day 

even during missions 

‘harley please’

‘we can fight together’

‘that’s my dominant hand’ 

‘shh, puddin’.’

meh, anyway, she loves you, obviously. 

no escaping now, puddin’. 

Waylon Jones: 

he’s ,,, not used to the words 

he doesn’t recall anyone saying it ,, ever 

so it sort of hits him like a brick

or whatever can paralyze the dude,,

taser?? eh

he doesn’t say them back – he’s more action than words 

sure, his words are powerful, but he’s never heard the words directed toward him before and he’s never really said the word “love” 

he hugs you

it’s awkward and really hard,,, thanks to his chest

but it was the meaning behind it! 

he didn’t deny you so he clearly cares for you as well 

in a romantic sense, anyway 

you two don’t really announce it, but everyone finds out quickly anyway 

enjoy <3 

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Mr. J’s little lady 💖 [Joker x Reader]

a/n; no smut sorry

warnings; self doubt

words; 1309

prompt;  Ok. I would like for joker to take the reader out to the club to show her off but she’s too shy to dress sexy. So when she sees all of the skinny scantily clad women vying for joker’s attention she gets insecure. He of course will have none of it. As he exits the club to take her home he shouts about all of the sexy fun they’re going to have. He takes her home and lists off everything that he loves about her as he makes love to her. Please and thank you (  irenewolfland )

MASTERLIST. KO-FI.

The colorful lights are playful, though harsh and radiant, blinding you for the briefest of moments as you enter the loud room of Jokers favorite club. You inhale a sharp breath, one that chokes you – the heavily perfumed place tinted with salty sweat and the humid aroma of alcohol leaves hardly any room for pure oxygen. You frown. In front of you though, you can practically see your boyfriend grinning from ear to ear, despite his back turned to you. You follow after him like a lost puppy, confined and uncomfortable as you can’t help but let your eyes wander around the club – bejeweled and glossy surfaces of polls are hugged by thick tights of scantily clad women, all gunning after one man that so happened to be yours. You felt their glares. You heard whispers of your name passing their sultry lips and it made your skin crawl. Behind you your boyfriends men guard both of your safeties, though for a moment, you entirely forgot they are there.

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Day 22

Imagine Being Harley Quinn And The Jokers Lover

For My Followers

“Babydoll,” Joker calls making you turn around. You’d been watching Harley dance on stage. “Come tell Mr White here about yourself.” Grinning you slink to Jokers side and wink at the man sitting across from him.

“I’m (Y/N) Mistah White, it’s nice to meet you,” you greet and offer a dainty hand. The buff man takes it and shakes gently. He seems a lil scared of you. “Mr J keeps me around cause I gotta knack for getting people to tell the truth.”

“I ain’t no liar,” Mr White snaps and you frown. Leaning across the table you get right up on his face and smirk.

“Baby tell me is Mr White tellin the truth about those shipments for me,” Joker requests and slaps your butt. You squeak but grab the mans face.

With perfect efficiency you delve into his kind and pull the information you want.

“J he is! Oh and he thinks Harls and I are quite pretty,” you exclaim and leap into Jokers lap. “Isn’t he nice?” Joker chuckles and kisses your neck possessively.

“For sure babydoll. Now how bout you go dance with Harley for awhile while I finish my business,” Joker suggests and you nod excitedly. He gives you a quick but rough kiss before shooing you away. Getting to your feet you skip up to the stage making Harley giggle.

“Cupcake! Come up and dance!” Harley cheers and you hold up your hands. Harley swings you up and pulls you in for a fierce kiss. Upon breaking for air she twirls and dips you while you cackle.

A gunshot rings out in the club but you barely notice. Not long after Joker strolls out and holds his arms out for you and Harley.

You and Harley jump down and into his arms each of you kissing his cheeks.

“How do my girls feel about a midnight drive?”

“Sounds fun puddin!” Harley agrees.

“Vroom vroom!” you sound and Joker laughs.

“Lets go then dolls!”

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That was the last night you saw your Harls and your Mr J for a long time.

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Ice Joker x reader

“Y/N! Get off the ice pretty doll. Daddy doesn’t want you hurt.” I walked further out on the ice no thoughts going through my mind. I didn’t want to die but I wouldn’t have minded dying either. “Y/N!” I heard J’s voice grow angrier. I turned my head to look back at him. It was winter out yet he was still wearing his purple coat with no shirt underneath, his tattoos fully exposed as well as a few goosebumps. I smiled at the thought then turned back around walking further out on the frozen lake. I could hear J growl at his men something like “Go get her” but it was hard for me to hear. 

It was dark outside the only lights being that of the city behind us, the bright light of Gotham that burnt out the stars in the sky, much like it did to it’s people. Heavy footsteps came trudging behind me. Fearing the feeling of the men’s meaty hands on my arms I stomped hard on the ice with my heels. I could hear the violent crack below me until suddenly I was being covered by ungodly cold water. J was yelling but it sounded so far away. My body didn’t fight the current only floated along with it until everything went numb then all of the lights in my brain went out. 

J’s P.o.v

I stared at her chapped blue lips listening the the blasted heart rate machine go flat making a steady beep. Something dark took a hold of me and began to destroy the hospital room. Once all the machines were broke and the windows shattered. I walked out staring intently at two of my henchmen. “Well since were here let’s spread our own cure huh?” I laughed dragging my hand through my hair, her heavy memory pulling down my chest. The henchmen waited for my response straight faced  “Kill them! All of them and throw that bitch out the window!” I said pointed at Y/N who I wanted to hold and kiss to take away the darkness like she usually did. Never again was I  going to get the opportunity to find that clarity again.

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Damaged (Joker x Reader)

Masterlist

Summary: Imagine being the Jokers Queen. And weeks after being kidnapped and tortured, you’re finally brought back to him

Warnings: Torture, Abuse, Gore, Death, Angry Puddin’ with a bat, and Teeth

Pairings: Joker x Reader

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Me Time (Joker x Reader)

“Imagine trying to have some alone time but the Joker doesn’t know the meaning of space.”

Requested by @stimahagen: “Could please make an imagine where the Joker falls in love with the reader and he becomes super clingy? would be so cute”

The morning sun was pushing its way through the heavy curtains that hung against the windows. You groaned, attempting to get out of bed. Tight arms were wrapped around your waist, keeping you there. You couldn’t help but smile, letting yourself settle back down into the mattress. Eventually, his arms loosened from you and he rolled over. You waited for a few minutes then slowly got out of bed.

You tiptoed through the house, seeking out the kitchen. You never missed out on your chance to have alone time. You pulled some stuff out of the fridge and cabinets, placing them on the counter as you started to cook breakfast. You made sure to make a separate plate for the Joker, knowing that he’d probably be hungry when he woke up. Once you were done cooking, you sat down at the table and enjoyed your peaceful meal in solace. You watched the sun peak out from behind the clouds, a soft smile on your face. You picked up your empty plate and brought it to the kitchen. You paused for a moment, thinking that you heard something from upstairs. He should sleep for another hour or so, or at least you hoped.

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