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“Powerful women do not have to act masculine or cold in order to get things done. Powerful women can be huggers who name their dog Lamby and make flower crowns in their free time.”

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I think he knows 🌸 💕 🎀

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But moving on from him is impossible

When I still see it all in my head

In burning red 🥀💋♥️🥀

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Apparently that’s today. You know what that means.

*inhales*

TAYLOR ALISON SWIFT WHERE YOU AT GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY!!!!

*steps off soap box and puts megaphone away*

Now we wait.

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Accurate depiction of me trying to merge my only two aesthetics but never succeeding bc look at them

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It’s been seven years. Does he still recall warm, sunny days of chilling by the pool? Does he miss the carefree days of basking in the glory of the world’s biggest pop star while feeding on leftover fries? Does he remember it...all too well?

Okay but how is George the seagull doing I need to know

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When you’re dead inside but also want to spread the love

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WAIT WHAT’S GOING ON WHY IS EVERYONE RUNNING LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT I’M SCARED

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Copycats. 🐈

(*Ba-dum tsss* 🥁)

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^Accurate depiction of this place whenever Taylor isn’t around. Which makes it a...

...tumblr-weed.

*ba-dum tsss*

I’ll see myself out.

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I love Taylor Swift more than carbs that’s really saying something

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Me: Siri, set the alarm for fifteen minutes

Unfamiliar voice that I don’t recognize: okay, I’ve set the alarm for 11:28

Me: W-what...? WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH SIRI?!

My fiancé from the other room: I’m sorry, Siri can’t come to the phone right now

Me: WHY? OH! ‘CAUSE SHE’S DEAD!!!

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JE

SUIS

CALME!!!!!!

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Let’s not even pretend like a worldwide pandemic didn’t make this a million times worse. There are now Petzbe profiles for every animal I’ve ever met, sorry not sorry.

It’s midnight on a Wednesday and since I have no friends OR a life, I created Petzbe profiles for @taylorswift’s cats. Like you do.

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Yo Tay! Remember when you said your cats wished they had thumbs?

Well mine actually does!

Meet Balthazar (Bubba for short); the furry love of my whole entire life. He’s a Polydactyl (why does that sound like a dinosaur) which means he has an extra...finger? Toe? Cat anatomy side of tumblr pls help [...] and in his case it just happened to be a thumb! Anyway, it’s adorable and I felt you should know about it. You’re welcome for the info. Mwah. 💋

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I only stan the Scooter in London Boy.

all other scooters can scoot off of a cliff.

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Okay but how does Taylor only grow prettier with each passing year what’s her secret