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Friendzoned hard.

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“You CAN even.”

- white girl life coach

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Engage me through an intellectual conversation, discuss me your innermost thoughts and I might just fall in love with you.

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Nothing sweet about it

So there's this guy that complains about people triggering him all the time, but he triggered me today???? What a hypocrite???? I mean God!!!! Men!!!! This is why we need feminism!!!!! What the hell????????? Eugh!!! #triggered #men

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Need a 'jack'knife for this

Wanna kill this person cus again has been really triggering me, like now he’s saying we cant train on Pokemon together or take gyms together?? Just because I havent seen titanic????? Bet he’s just being a dick because the men were saved last!!! Like how??? Am??? I?? Not??? Meant??? To??? Be?? Triggered?????? So titanicist!!!!!! Arghh@@@@@

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Total 'jack'ass

So this person triggered me so bad today, I said I wanted to be James from Team Rocket but he said I couldn't because I was a girl?? And I was like???? Excuse?? Me??? Did you just assume my gender???? And he was like yeah I did. I mean what an asshole! And then proceeded to call me a gir; and assume that I was naked! Men!!! Eugh!!!

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You were addictive and seeing someone I loved so dearly walk out of my life like I meant nothing, ruined me.

Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #5 n.c (via idk-at-all)

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When adults say, “Teenagers think they are invincible,” with that sly, stupid smile on their faces, they don’t know how right they are. We need never be hopeless, because we can never be irreparably broken. We think that we are invincible because we are. We cannot be born, and we cannot die. Like all energy, we can only change shapes and sizes and manifestations. They forget that when they get old. They get scared of losing and failing. But that part of us greater than the sum of our parts cannot begin and cannot end, and so it cannot fail.

John Green, Looking for Alaska (via waitingforothershadows)

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it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

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Hello from my bed head at 1:30pm

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You are the first person I want to talk to when I wake up and the last person I want to see before I fall asleep.

(via teenagecrush)

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