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mutuals who post weird shit then log out 

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they r cutie patooties

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i saw a funny reel on insta

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Every time I spot people from splatoon on Tumblr i

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slim shady is on his period

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Pangur cries until I hold her

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HELLO?????

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"Before the Great Turf War, there were amicable relations between the Inklings and the Octarians. They couldn't have dreamed that rising sea levels would force them to battle fiercely over the remaining territory." -sixteenth sunken scroll

Had to color it normally first and then I hit it with my sepia blast

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whatever

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Are you twelve

No, I’m…Ahhh…AHHHH…!!!! *Clutches my throbbing head and topples to my knees, writhing in pain* Why can’t I remember……my past…..?!??!! AAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH…….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Are you twelve

No, I’m…Ahhh…AHHHH…!!!! *Clutches my throbbing head and topples to my knees, writhing in pain* Why can’t I remember……my past…..?!??!! AAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH…….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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all the splatoon agents have dialogue on the form of amiibos and i need you all to know this is how agent 3 talks like

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happy lesbian visibility week