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i havent stopped thinking about this tiktok and wanted it on my blog

[VD: A TikTok from @/soupygarbagejuice. It starts with a clip captioned "Biggest Croissant In Malaysia", of a waiter bringing out a large plate with a massive croissant on it out to a woman at a table. Voiceover says "Today I wanted to eat a Croissant–". A man stitches the video, greenscreened over the final frame. Transcript is as follows:

"A few months ago, this was the last TikTok I saw before falling asleep, and I didn't dream about croissants, I didn't dream about her. Every single dream that I had for a while took place in a reality where Billy Joel– one of Billy Joel's greatest hits was called 'The Biggest Croissant in Malaysia'. It just existed, it played on the radio, people would talk about it in the background, 'He played it at The Garden last night'! So at one point I woke up and did my best to recreate exactly what it sounded like in the dreams. [Singing over piano and drums] She ordered the biggest croissant in Malaysia! She ordered the biggest croissant in town, cause Daddy's not around anymore! He's in Singapore, he's in Singapore!"

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narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"

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Proposal for new fandom etiquette:

If you read a fic because it was linked/recced somewhere, you leave a comment saying "came from XXX" and that comment doesn't need to include anything else.

Because when all of a sudden there's a lot of activity on one particular fic I WANNA KNOW WHY!!!!!

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religious killer: i can hear God speaking to me, to kill the demons that live in this world with my gun of justice

atheist killer: I kill only because of my own moral code. Whether it's for money so I can survive, or self-defense against a threat, I am the one who chooses when I kill.

agnostic killer: nobody really knows why I shoot people

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(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

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The americans / europeans making memes and thinkpieces about labubu like everyone in asia didn’t live Through It in 2024 we are in a time loop fr

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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Will anything ever bring us as much joy and comedic bliss as the reveal of Jason Mendoza? Will I ever feel as alive as I did in that moment when Jason utters the words "heaven is so racist"? Will there ever be a moment in time that slaps me so hard in the face with surprise as the moment Jianu the monk rapidly turns into Jason the Jacksonville dirtbag? Will we as a society ever capture that kind of magic again?

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I love that psychic powers are still "allowed" in science fiction. They're an acceptable part of the aesthetic. Like you can't have magic, but you can have brain magic, because it's more Science.

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-and his candle's burning brighter than the sun!!

Reference under the cut - from the foundation s3 trailer!

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The poster for "The Two Towers" that I drew a long time ago

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20 examples of periodic solutions to the three-body problem

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Hi so

Finally got my hands on all systems red, just finished last week and sec unit is now blorbo-

YEAHH MURDERBOT ALRIGHT YEAH!!!!

(And welcome to the club J hope you have a good time with the series-)

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more cookie run - a take on Black Raisin cookie! forcing me to face the fact that i did not know how to spell raisin u_u

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Baldgnifico real

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i cant believe every song ever written is about my favorite character