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saw a woman comforting her sobbing child saying “i already told you, you have to keep looking forward, looking back just gets you hurt” and i thought she was sharing a beautiful life lesson about the importance of letting go of regret and resentment. but it turns out the kid just wasn’t looking where he was going and ran into a wall

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Literally the basis for human rights.

you have to be able to defend people who are receiving unjust treatment even if they annoy you even if you personally find them extremely annoying you still have to be able to stand up and say "well thats fucked up"

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Guys, I'm so fucking sorry our empire is run by bloodthirsty parasites wearing the bodies of clowns.

"If you're not american, why do you even care-"

US-based company YouTube just nuked the government funded channel for HIV prevention in Germany. The channel is purely educational and had no prior (or current) violations.

Assuming you guys get elections again; if I see a single person telling non-US-americans to stay out of it, it's on sight.

(german source) As of writing, the channel has been reinstated due to public backlash, but is missing several videos.

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It's a giant mass of incandescent gas.

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Fucker didn't figure it out, he turned his cheap tactics on a nominal ally who's extremely easy to trick.

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Rolls rock

i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

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I would love forever just to see how the archeologist who uncovers the Hugo Weaving face Katamari reacts to that Eldritch horror.

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Ook

if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

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i’m sorry kink fans but i just can’t see the suffix ‘con’ without thinking it means convention

‘dubcon’ will skrillex be there??

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Mothbear just wants to warn you about the bridge!

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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Girl help, the pessimists forgot that we are part of the universe, and care about things, which means the universe cares. Suns may not think about us, but the universe is more than hot gas.

you may notice i use the phrase "my beloved" frequently. this is because i am in love with the world and everything in it. hope this clears things up <3

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Look, I may talk shit about your choice to enlist, but ultimately I'm willing to support any of who's willing to lay down their lives for the ideals our country tries (pretends if you're nasty) to uphold. That said, follow your goddamned conscience, especially if it's saying don't kill your fellow citizens.

I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.

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And a really cool knife.

his dark materials will literally always work bc every small child wants an animal companion that loves you most and goes on adventures with you and every adult wants an animal companion that can shoulder some of life’s immense psychologically damage for you. and you can pet it

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