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…Hhhhmmm..

Deal!!!

*aaaand with a dramatic spin around and a devious laugh, shadow milk shapeshifts into.. whatever that creature is.*

Ta-daaaaa!~

I’ll be taking that, thank you!

*…and then he yanks the light of deceit out of your hands*

-♧

Shadow Milk Cookie, If You Can Shapeshift…

Then Try To Shapeshift Into This Creature Called “Antenna Beetle”

Eehhhh.. I caaaan.. But I’m not in the mood!~

Unless.. you offer something in return? :)

-♧

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But I have this!!!

Hmmm..

*Little snap*

Now THAT’S more like it!~

-♧

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Yeah.

…

*Shadow milk grumbles, glaring at you, until just.. crossing his arms and looking away, hair dripping just slightly as the eyes in his hair share a mix of disdain.. and slight sadness.*

-♧

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(OOC:…OOOKAY I’LL HEED YOUR WARNING)

…Eh? A Child? Where did you come from??? Look.. we’re.. not a daycare, you can’t stay he—

…aaaaaaand the bear talks.

Okay! Sure. Why not. Ask away!!!~

-♧

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put sapphire in pretty pink princess dress. And the cat too. His child needs to match him.

…no. -♢

Yes! -♡

No. -♢

Yes!!! -♡

I AM CLEANING THE JELLY CATS HAIRBALL RIGHT NOW, I’M NOT DOING THIS RIGHT NOW. -♢

…Later >:3 -♡

Uuuggghhhh… -♢

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Shadow Milk Cookie, If You Can Shapeshift…

Then Try To Shapeshift Into This Creature Called “Antenna Beetle”

Eehhhh.. I caaaan.. But I’m not in the mood!~

Unless.. you offer something in return? :)

-♧

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(OOC: …I’M CONCERNED? WHY NOT?-)

…Eh? A Child? Where did you come from??? Look.. we’re.. not a daycare, you can’t stay he—

…aaaaaaand the bear talks.

Okay! Sure. Why not. Ask away!!!~

-♧

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*cough cough*

shadow milk have you heard of the song “Me and Mr Wolf” and if so how does it make you feeeeel *very very not-suspicious-at-all smile*

remind you of… anyone? Anyone AT ALL? Maybe having the initials… I dunno… TR���?

OKAY BYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D

. . .

Nnnope! Doesn’t.. remind me of anyone at all!!! I do know the song.. but it doesn’t make me think of anyone in particular!~

-♧

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…Eh? A Child? Where did you come from??? Look.. we’re.. not a daycare, you can’t stay he—

…aaaaaaand the bear talks.

Okay! Sure. Why not. Ask away!!!~

-♧

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soooooo.... ya call mystic flour 'misty', burning spice 'spicy', eternal sugar 'sweets', whats the nickname for silent salt then? if it's 'salty' then thats funkin hilarious

Yyyuuup! That’s the nickname for ‘em!

-♧

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Has ever burnt down a water?

…What?

-♧

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black sapphire cookieeeee!! black sapphire cookieeeee!!! ..BLACK SAPPHIRE COOKIE!!! (haha reference), what do you think of sugarfly cookie? you two seem like youd get along :)

Sugarfly cookie..?? Hmmmm.. I’ve met her before, not too long ago. I will admit, she is quite sweet. Lives up to her name.. well, except the “fly” bit. I feel sympathy for her, in a way. Last I’ve heard, though, once Eternal sugars garden collapsed and Eternal Sugar started preparations for Hollyberry cookies return, she freed herself from the garden. I see her at the faerie kingdom sometimes. Silverbell talks about her a lot, too, so I suppose he missed her.

All in all, she’s neat. I don’t mind her. I guess if you consider that friends then you can? I leave most of my relationships up to interpretation!~

-♢

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*aesthetically hairballs on your carpet despite the fact that I am but a cat shaped blob of jelly and therefore have no hair* :3

*walks away from crime scene*

- (new move acquired: distraction from cabinet. Does 10+ damage to black sapphires remaining bits of sanity.) Tangerine/OJ cat 🐈

. . . -♢

*Black sapphire lets in a deep inhale, slooowly reaching for a pillow…before (not so) straight up screaming into it*

…Yyyikesss.. Uh- I’ll.. go.. check the cabinet for you while you clean this up, sapph- -♡

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slipping back to the cookie dough thing- …how many times did you-… “indulge” in eating it. Was it like a one-off…? Or. Like. A pastime??

Mmmm… A few times! It’s not often I indulge in it. I’d MUCH rather crumble cookies than eat them!!! The few times I have, though.. hmmm.. it was more curiosity than anything! Curiosity, boredom, or lack of means to dispose a body if I don’t just leave it lying on the ground.

I will admit.. it’s not half bad!!~ It’s not something I’d eat every day, definitely not, but the few occasions.. not bad! Haven’t had it in a while, though. I’m too focused on making a new plan on getting my silly vanilly.. To GIVE ME BACK MY SOULJAM!!!!!

-♧

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Hey guys, it's you're least favourite none-anon! Good to see ya haven't crumbled from old age (this is targeted. Lookin at you SMC) ((And BSC))! Uhh um so I was simply existing, listening to music in my humble home while thinking of ways to make cookies miserable (/j, I'm a nice person I swear), when I realised something! The song MONSTER by KIRA and GUMI is so very you, all three of you. With a very small section sounding like something Pure Vanilla would say! Listen if you don't believe me. ALSO one more thing. Can you tell Misty to stop being difficult and come into my kingdom already, she's the ONLY ONE who hasn't yet. Sighh I do not want to guarantee her that'll take so long

Oooohhh.. I’ll have to take a look later! As for your request… Hmmmm.. Nope! Suffer!~ I’m not a messenger, darling.

-♧

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Wait, what’s going on w Sapph and ibuprofen? What am I missing!?

Nothing. I’ve just been getting headaches in which I take ibuprofen… like any normal cookie would do.

*Little eyebrow raise from Candy Apple cookie in the background*

-♢

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(OOC: Hey!!! Sorry I haven’t responded to asks, been pretty busy as of late with a bunch of trips and lack of motivation- taking this as a mini break- you can still send asks if you want, just might not answer right away- see ya! Light of truth out!!!