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misha collins at the nj con (2022, colorized)

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And you'll confess why you did it, and I'll say, "Good riddance" THE SMALLEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED

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Smallest man who ever lived 1981 wolfstar coded so true

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Main takeaway from the last xmen97 episode is that pstpstpst marvel animation you want to make a civil war miniseries pstpstpst sooo badly

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It was simply a mish-understanding

misha fucks around and finds out (april 23-25th)

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From a certain pov, this song is extremely deancoded too. ok next.

*Waltz into Spotify, adds the prophecy to my immaculate 616 buckynat playlist, waltz out of Spotify *

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Well DAMN

CASTIEL SHOULD'VE BEEN DEAN WINCHESTER'S LOVER

Now why would they write something so controversial yet so brave

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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*Waltz into Spotify, adds the prophecy to my immaculate 616 buckynat playlist, waltz out of Spotify *

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phrases in the desticule lexicon (not exhaustive, feel free to add):

Michael wave

physical and sexual behemoth Jared Padalecki

untouched and virginal Jensen Ackles

lawboy

chief Justice Jared Padalecki

[gunshots]

Orpheus' gay cajun vampire side piece

greetings blood freak

wax your chest father of two, it's fanservice time

chewing glass

jacting joices

Stanford, law school even

jender and mender

jackles' sexy sexy silence

pack it up George W. Butch

(Cas and Crowley) gay on gay violence

Heller [insert politician]

pspspsps I promise I won't psychoanalyze you

whore boots/Dean's "fuck me" pumps

rogue translator

comrade [insert cast member]

cw sniper

[Texas accent] what

if [x] then WHY [y]

hi hellers!

president Biden your silence on [insert destiel event] is deafening

did you fuck the Michael sword castiel?

too much enrichment in the enclosure

clicky noises/oh clicky noises amv we're really in it now

THEE [insert biblical figure]

they didn't even cast ABEL!

WHY lamp/tree/barn/dog/etc.

JUSSY JOWER

God Jensen, Dean's never gonna fuck you

rancid nutwork

season 16

musty wail

party city wig

blurry wife

nephew what's all this then

[insert writer(s)/showrunner]natural

[insert crossover media]natural

country boys make do

ok so fuck me then

I am once again asking WHO won the 10 minute jackles zoom

jackles release the tapes

jackles I am no longer asking

the epic highs and lows of Nov. 5th

superhell/turbohell (this was mainly used by people outside the desticule but I'm including it)

desticule/destielcule

chewing drywall (precursor to chewing glass; no longer in use)

ghost baby abortion

(diagnosed with) winchester derangement syndrome (this technically is from a deleted scene of spn but we say it so much I have to include it)

baldnatural (courtesy of @thatisahotsoup)

hbo spn

someone please microwave me

Jensen "Dean kinnie" Ackles

homophobic Jimmy Novak

closeted Jimmy Novak

wrist not limp enough. boil it.

canonically dead Kansas the band

Sam Winchester canonically cucked and robbed Jared Padalecki

widower arc and divorce arc

allegorical mpreg/he died in childbirth TWICE

easily the most show/THEE show of all time

unparalleled media experience

If you understand all of these you may need therapy. God bless.

(this list was made with the help of the folks in the hell discord! thanks for your help, guys!)

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we really do have destiel forever

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we deserve a soft epilogue 🤝 someone has to leave first

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i really cant stand the term fomo because it sounds like something lin manuel miranda would say. i dont have any other way to explain it

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na na na na na na na na na na na

POPSCENE

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“Someone has to leave first. This is a very old story. There is no other version of this story.”

— Richard Siken, The Worm King’s Lullaby (via gabriellesevilla)