More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8ร11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesnโt even begin every other sentence with โmy liege.โ heโll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness
We get ALL the backstory, and that scene, where she walks into the torture chamber where he's being taken apart and stabs him, comes across SO VERY DIFFERENT OMG!!! Poor dude, poor woman, there is not enough therapy for those poor sweethearts!
When she walks out of there with the corpse of her husband and her child? GOOOOOOOOD FREAKING GOD!!!
But also!!! Now she's got her memory back, pls tell me they find that baby omg!!! Because he had no idea there was a child and she forgot, so that baby was magicked to be dead and left somewhere but where omgggggg.
Also, how DID she survive? The baby was made to look dead through meds and she traded her life for ML's (and people of Lichuan) because she secretly did that branch thing with granny but why is she alive? I guess that's why she was almost dead when sml found her but how did she not die utterly?