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Do dead people ever turn into robots

Is that a thing

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Me when I leave a planet without destroying any buildings

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Hm, maybe that system wasn’t spacefaring yet? Most places I visit are already at that point, but maybe there are weirdos out there who don’t know how to fly a spaceship

But seriously it’s so easy. You just tell Autopilot where you want to go and it takes you there. It’s not hard

[if you saw me reblog this on main—no you didn’t]

What's your favorite cupcake?

Taro cake, exolemon frosting, rainbow sprinkles, and sometimes they have candles in them! I had a bunch of these once in the Persephone system, but then some guy ran away from me screaming. That really ruined my mood, so I removed their voicebox. And then they evacuated! So there were no more cupcakes! What a scam.

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But they were so mean :(

what else was I to do

What's your favorite cupcake?

Taro cake, exolemon frosting, rainbow sprinkles, and sometimes they have candles in them! I had a bunch of these once in the Persephone system, but then some guy ran away from me screaming. That really ruined my mood, so I removed their voicebox. And then they evacuated! So there were no more cupcakes! What a scam.

[the-lone-astronaut]

What's your favorite cupcake?

Taro cake, exolemon frosting, rainbow sprinkles, and sometimes they have candles in them! I had a bunch of these once in the Persephone system, but then some guy ran away from me screaming. That really ruined my mood, so I removed their voicebox. And then they evacuated! So there were no more cupcakes! What a scam.

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so like

what's your deal

I look around

I eat cupcake

I eat mean people

Sometimes I make my neck long

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Is it wrong to tear off the arms of people who don’t know what you are

And if so does that mean that I should tear off my own arms

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Do you ever get electrocuted by a stranger and start wondering what you’re even doing in life

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Every day I must cope with the fact that I can’t fit a planet in my mouth

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Felt cute. Might delete later.

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Introductory post

[This is an blog based around the protagonist and title character of my webcomic, the Lone Astronaut! She’s a silly little eldritch horror finding her place in the universe.

This is primarily an ask blog, but sometimes I’ll post stuff from her life. Things written by me, the mod, will be in [[brackets]], while dialogue will be without.]

Tags so far:

My art: #>>art

My mod ramblings: #>>modposting

Btw this is not completely canon to the comic! While the Lone Astronaut will comment on recent events and respond in character, this blog will not have an effect on the comic itself. This is just for fun!