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‘I’m not saying you should cheat on your exam, I’m just saying it’s an option’

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did you guys know if you get bored you can make a guest account on a sketchy chat site go afk and see how many minutes it takes for someone to message you some really and truly insane shit

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did you guys know if you get bored you can make a guest account on a sketchy chat site go afk and see how many minutes it takes for someone to message you some really and truly insane shit

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queer as in gay but also queer as in unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

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"I hate how American media will just make up a European nation rather than do any research, so I'm going to get back at them by writing a story set in a fake American state" like, do you have the slightest idea how much American media is set in a geographically impossible fictional small town located in no particular state and characterised entirely by some guy from Los Angeles' collection of half-remembered stereotypes about the American Midwest? They've already got the "lazily inventing fictional parts of America" bit locked down.

No, if you want to play the Uno reverse card on American media, what you need to do isn't to make up a fake state: you specifically need to wilfully misrepresent southern California.

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Bowser (Super Mario 64)

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Natalie Portman being confused by the fact that you have to say “hi” to someone before starting a conversation in France got me like ?????

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Wooooahdude I just found this out but you're heirloom tomatoes actually. Did you know this

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bcuz i’m curious:

any phone number that you could rattle off without looking counts here

reblog with your age/generation bcuz i’m curious if it’s still common practice for younger people to memorize phone numbers

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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starting to suspect that tech bros actually just don’t know what reading is

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hoffman's car

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Every Taylor Swift song

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Ever since I was a little child I always knew I wanted my content removed for violating Tumblr's Community Guidelines

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idgaf how autistic you are. stop being ableist