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Vixen is like the best word there is. it's got a V and an X in it and both of those are extremely fun letters to say. it sounds both like some sci-fi shit and some magic fantasy shit. it has two meanings and theyre sexy woman and foxgirl respectively. i dont think we can do better than this
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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
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much less alarmed by the 'cognitive impact' of LLM use than I am by the fact that so many people apparently believe your brain can atrophy or permanently lose function in the space of four months because you used fancy sparknotes to write a couple of essays
#this is driving me mad#thats not what the goddamn study was fucking saying people#did you read the paper? at all? even the abstract?
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nobody on this site is ever ever EVER going to top running a blog dedicated entirely to posting cute pics of sweet old dogs in a shelter for a year and gradually becoming one of the most recognized blogs on the website, then without warning dropping “i just want to get dicked down again =/” with 0 explanation and abandoning the blog. not deleting it, not explaining anything, just leaving the whole thing as a monument. fucking flawless posting. literally the best of all time.
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I support the "fiction isn't real so nothing matters" mindset but tbf at a certain point it can tip over into "the curtains are just blue" territory
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cannot recommend more putting secrets and hints in your creative work that you dont expect anyone to figure out
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Dame Archer kicks McDougal’s Scots ass there in the rain at the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire - August 11, 2018 - Photo by Douglas Herring
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one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.
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in maryland, its as good as old bay
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I dunno man. I found out today that a subway sandwich is $14 now. A shitty subway footlong sandwich that isn't actually 12 inches long and is occasionally made with expired ingredients and was never a great option to start with. I ate those in high school because I was broke and at the mall a lot.
There are poke bowls in my city from a local place for $16. Super fresh fish and veg, warm rice, more than I can eat in one sitting, for the price of a sandwich and a drink at america's most mid-tier sandwich shop.
Someone in another post said (paraphrased) you used to be able to get something mediocre for cheap, but now the mediocre things cost as much as the nice things so why would you?
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all the liberals who boosted the alt-right during it's early years (see the "dapper" article in the NYT and similar) are now trying to convince you that they're the saviors of progressivism and fierce opponents of the alt-right, and that left-wing socialists (who correctly identified the alt-right as monsters from the start) are actually totally the same as the alt-right, because they're both "populist"
(ignoring that the early alt-right made a point of distancing itself from the more populist elements of white nationalism. which is exactly what the "dapper"ness the nyt praised was about.)
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if you’re a baby trans and you haven’t started smoking cigarettes or vaping yet don’t. it’s actually not that hot or interesting. It will just cause you ungodly frustrations and suffering and cost you a bunch of money and be next to impossible to quit
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Above image is a pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.
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