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@mattdoesunity

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hyena positivity that focuses on spotted hyenas only is so fake. if you don’t love brown and striped hyenas then get out. if you don’t love aardwolves I can’t even look at you oh my god

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Not at all a hot take ik but I would fuck a xenomorph

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You ever look at a character and go ‘hmm… here’s an eyebrow piercing for you’

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They’re putting the first half of s7 on D+ on Wednesday??

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Athena: Wish Buck could've seen you do that. Bobby: Honestly, I would've much rather seen Buck do that.

9-1-1 | 7x03: Capsized

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i like how my mcd rewrite is planned to be gory and tragic but myst is just everyone having fun minus the angst

honestlythat sso real of you.

i mean the first half of my MyS is gonna be a sitcom/soap so like lol same kinda?? second half is its own whole thing tho

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I only have a serious pfp on here.

Everywhere else my pfps are bad pictures of Buck/Oliver Stark

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Don’t need to tell me twice

What if MCD but almost everybody is poly

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The Shadmund Curse: Nobody in the Esmund bloodline can resist falling in love with Shad adjacent people, whether this be his bloodline or his knights

I PRESENT TO YOU:

Esmund and Shad

Garroth and SK Laurance

Garte and Derek MYS (STAY WITH ME)

Garroth and Aaron MYS (STAY WITH ME!!!)

You should rename it the boy kissing curse fr

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tell me

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The two genders

*sigh* It's hard being an alien lover guy in a fantasy monster fucker girl fandom.

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did you ever just like have a moment where you go to do something but do something else completely different like for example something that happened to me like 25 mins ago "Hey Ry (a nickname you can call me) can you pour [insert name] some water?" "Oh yeah sure!" goes to get fucking trash bags

Yup. All the time. It’s a small problem I have.

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Aaron x laur x gsrroth x kenmur

Some of the most terrifying men x guy who probably uses :3 unironically.

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I think this is the only ending where no one could be mad ever.

‘buck should end up with tommy’ ‘buck should end up with eddie’ buck should end up with a firefighter played by misha collins

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@erionlextib you’re tangerine, flamingo and I’m actually cery certain about sky (/pos)

tell me

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Tbh the problem with ship wars is that everyone tries to find a moral high ground to prove their ship is superior when actually shipping should be about making two characters kiss like a kid playing with barbie dolls