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Requested by @girl-enraged

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I wore leggings today to remind my hips they are oceans, not a containable thing.

Sarah Lawson - “Adventures in Juicy-Thighed Women Wearing Leggings as Pants” (via buttonpoetry)

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Four stand ups, one new take on comedy. 

Binge all of Beta Funny here.

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I wasn’t born into the wrong body, I was born into the right lesson

Sam Rush - “Body, Infinitive” (Button Live)

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How do i get a gf?

You wait for a miracle like the rest of us

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“I’m going to tell you something: thoughts are never honest. Emotions are.” - Albert Camus

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Когда не хотел потревожить кота

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Pickle Rick

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did you know that some insects fly toward the porch light because they believe it is the moon? did you know that i crawl toward you because i believe you are the moon?

@poemsbydes (via poemsbydes)

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It costs zero dollars to leave fat people alone.

Amen!

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please help me recharge

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How Food Looks Before It’s Harvested.

Sesame Seeds

Cranberry

Pineapple

Peanut

Cashew

Pistachio

Brussel Sprouts

Cacao

Vanilla

Saffron

Kiwi

Pomegranate

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Lincoln😍🍕😋

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He isn’t worth it anyway

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Punk Rock Isn’t Cis, Hetero, Male or White exclusive. It’s for everyone.

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