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hey you know how wearing clothes that show a lot of skin, particularly showing too much of your chest or midriff or ass, generally get someone labelled a “slut”

well by that metric, why are plumbers not notorious for being one of THE sluttiest professions

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"do it scared" ok but I would like to do something some other way occasionally. Like at least once. For a change.

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can someone please send me that post abt washing your sheets "climb in my brothers"

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got a major pest problem this year actually

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gonna be honest nothing has fucked with my head more than learning that the UK only has three species of snake. like what do you mean three? three species with twelve subspecies? three native species but a ton of other nonnative ones? three species technically but it's an accident of ancient taxonomy?

nope. just three

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HELLO ?

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“Fuck you and the horse you rode in on” Okay it’s fine to hate me or whatever but you do understand the horse is not a part of this right. Like he’s only here because I got on his back and steered him here. I treat him exceptionally well but if he saw anything slightly strange he would run into the woods and forget about me forever. Take it back.

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