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Ah sure Jeasus how are ye’

Non-irish media include an irish character whos not a caricature or glossed over challenge (impossible)

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This is me on any camera

My ghostly visage causes a bright light to reflect rendering the picture unusable

This is Falkor. She glows so magnificently in the daylight we cannot even fathom what she is capable of in the dark.

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I got executed for asking too many questions

not to sound like I’m in the thick of it but I found a how would you die in a polar expedition quiz

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What nooo

i know where you live

How is this an ask that is a statement a threatening one at that

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Thx for not hunting me down c:

i know where you live

How is this an ask that is a statement a threatening one at that

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i know where you live

How is this an ask that is a statement a threatening one at that

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I like taking small peaks directly at the sun sometimes in the afternoon just as a treat

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God is a woman

don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control

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Now this is color theory

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so i took out the trash today like the good house husband i am not, leaving behind the rank smell of long forgotten noodles and the regrets of two people with memory issues

i, like any good tumblr citizen, remember the tales of the person who put two cups of vanilla extract in their oven so i did the sensible thing to get out two Caps of extract

just then, inspiration struck. a bolt of lightning straight from the muses themselves, if i could use vanilla extract.... who's to say i couldn't use other extracts?

i scoured the cabinets, i knew my partner had secreted away some illicit non-vanilla type extracts for baking, and i found it.

hidden in the back of the cabinet was a lone bottle of mint extract

i emptied my two caps with abandon into an (oven safe) glass dish and gleefully set the oven for 300 for an hour

all that was left now was to wait for the sins of the mind to be purged by the mighty mint leaf

ten minutes in... starting to smell kinda like a thin mint

fifteen minutes in, i take a nice deep breath of lovely scented air and i am greeted by searing burning minty pain

i launch myself towards the kitchen, every step closer to mint hell, every orifice on my face burning with the freezing righteous flame of menthol

im fumbling for the oven mitt to rid my home of this foul demon, i pry the oven open and am hit with a blast unlike anything else

i feel what that vine kid taking shots of mouthwash feels, i was seared raw, my tits were blown clean off, and it was just me and that devilish beguiling minty fresh taste

quickly dumping the rest into the sink i ran towards the door, begging for the sweet sweet smell of un-minted air

learning nothing from this encounter, i dare to try once more, with the tumblr-approved extract this time

wish me luck

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I love to see it when people depict Chilchuk presenting Senshi to his daughters but I wanna see him present Izutsumi to his daughters like "This is ur new sister"

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Ik about tarot but not ace attorney let’s colab

Do we fw it