he/him yo, I'm the one and only toast wizard, how are you, I am a man, I believe in Trans rights, and LGBTQ+ rights in general, I have very specific magic rules, more specifically I need to relate it to toast somehow, bread wizards are no enemy of mine but please do not confuse me for one, and I'm looking to join the illegal wizard council
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Urgh my head hurts from blacking out so much
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Mutu- I mean totally random person, we need a verdict
Who actually is the jury?
idk
random volunteers ig
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Lemme get someone who totally isn't biased
@mikanferno lemme give ya a recap
Alright
So I sent an ask to theseus here that was a callback to a joke from awhile back
Then @t4llyyy did the joke themselves but did it wrong
Then I proposed the death sentence and got @arrowstike-bunn to take aim with a sniper rifle
Theseus got Arrow to hold their fire
And now we have to decide a verdict
Who actually is the jury?
idk
random volunteers ig
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unknown forces compelled me to draw this
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That happens daily they're both my cats
your discord pfp and your tumblr pfp are locked in a room together. what happens?
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Objection your honor
My sniper @arrowstike-bunn has taken aim already
Objection your honor
@t4llyyy clearly did not understand the running bit of screaming
I propose the death sentence
The jury has not decided whether the accused is guilty or not guilty.
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Yep
Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.
Yep.
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this is probably ooc but it's funny so I'm okay with that for now
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isabeau: sif, settle my debate with mira for me. if I were a fruit what fruit would I be?
siffrin (smirking): a pineapple cause you take my breath away
isabeau (blushing): wh--sif! you can't just say--
(siffrin looks very self satisfied)
isabeau: wait what the crab does that mean
siffrin: oh fun fact I'm very allergic
isabeau: you need to tell us these things????
siffrin: it's only killed me like once or twice
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*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free
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“Ocelot gun spinning in real life(Comparison)”
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