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       Like/reblog if you are interested in interacting with a headcanon-based Tak of the Invader Zim series. Written by: Ophelia. 

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Electricity/Lightning-based rp Starters

"You were just struck by lightning!"

"Wow, did you see that? Zap!"

"Did.. Did those sparks just come from your fingers?"

"Ow! It shocked me!"

"Don't touch anything metal!"

"Oh my god. Did you just stick your finger in that outlet?"

"You're not one of those people that tries to get toast out of the toaster with a fork, are you?"

"Quick! We need to make a lightning rod!"

"I just hope that this works and doesn't, you know, electrocute us."

"You know, I wouldn't mind watching the lighting if it wasn't always so wet."

"A-Ah! Ouch! These wires are frayed, you know."

"You are not going to fly a kite out there. I don't care if Ben Franklin did it, you aren't."

"Ugh, I think we tripped the breaker."

"Ow! You shocked me!"

"Lightning kinda freaks me out."

"Are outlets supposed to spark like that?"

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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆        𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐒        𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑        𝐖𝐄        𝐆𝐎        ；     𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆        ‘𝐄𝐌        𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐋𝐄        𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆        𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘         𝐎𝐖𝐍        ！  ！  ！

ʀᴇᴀᴅ        ʀᴜʟᴇꜱ        * &       ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ        ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ        ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛɪɴɢ

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Before I Finally Finish MOST of my Drafts that I owe (as well as ask responses), Should I Update my Icons For Mar? I feel like the old ones aren't cutting it anymore. Plus, I wanted to Give this Blog a Improvement.

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                 ———— that’s  why  i’m  NUMBER  2.

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CALL THEM AND TELL THEM WE’RE GONNA BLOW THEM UP ! ! !

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BORDERLANDS sentence starters ( radio edition )

“At this rate I’ll never get to kill anything…” “Your mom sounds like a bitch!” “Your words are music to my ears!” “Seriously. Do it now.” “I lost both my thumbs in a horrific foreplay accident!” “There are three types of people in this universe: People who need to be killed, the people doing the killing and the people who pay them.” “If you get shot, I’m all you got.” “Dear ___, SUCK IT. Love ___.” “Got twelve of those bitches.” “If you give me any lip I’ll throw you in a car crusher.” “Stay for the awkward flirting.” “Simple, ey?” “If you don’t buy it, you’ll die.” “A stalker has you cornered and unarmed, what do you do?” “I pre-ordered this book before it came out and am therefore demonstrably more wealthy than you.” “Are you capable of reading?” “…Decapitates him with a single shot.” “If it took more than one shot, you weren’t using a jakobs.” “Combat is an art.” “Beauty through destruction.” “Number one, Nachos will cease to exist.” “Number three, I’ll be dead.” “I spent last night getting inebriated and left 73% of my clothing in an undisclosed location within sanctuary.” “Take your finger off the trigger from time to time.” “Humans, aim for the head.” “It’s a harsh world out there gunslingers, don’t let it beat you.” “Even when there’s a fool in your cross-hairs and murder on your mind, just remember it costs you nothing to be kind.” “You can’t kill what you can’t see.” “You won’t like them when they’re angry.” “Remember that when things get tough.” “Some people fight the power. ___ put a bullet in it’s eye.” “Still, here’s to wishful thinking.” “Now is the time to pick up a gun and get to killing.” “That’s nearly three times as many.” “Did you know that 97% of all living things on Pandora aren’t exploding right now?” “They are coming… perhaps not today, perhaps not tomorrow. But soon…” “Will you be ready to fight back?” “There are only two types of people in the universe: The oppressors and the oppressed.” “VLADOF!!”

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I’m bad at these quick promos, but if you like Multimuses that involve obscure characters, lots of writing, and fun times all around, you should  ♡ /  ⟳ and get the word going. I would appreciate it. I’ve got Kingdom Hearts, Epithet Erased, Invader Zim, Ducktales 2017 muses on here as of writing this, but plenty more are on the way.

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☾Moonlight Aesthetic Starters☽

⋆Feel free to send more than one!

⋆To reverse, send ‘+✨’

⋆Indoors

(🌙) My muse comes over to your muse’s house/room to spend the night.

(💤)My muse finds your muse sleeping in bed with them.

(💭) My muse wakes your muse after having a dream/nightmare.

(📓) My muse stays up studying till midnight.

(📖) My muse reads a book/bedtime story for your muse.

(👁) My muse wakes your muse up because they can’t sleep.

(🍵) My muse cares for your sick muse in the middle of the night.

(🎐) My muse finds yours outside their house when they are suppose to be in bed.

(🧳) My muse is getting ready for work but your muse stops mine.

(☀️) Our muses watch the sunset and moon arise.

(🌅) Our muses stay up till sunrise.

(🎮) Our muses stay up playing video games.

(🥪) Our muses make a midnight snack.

(📺) Our muses watch tv together.

(📼) Our muses watch a movie/vhs tape together.

(🛌) Our muses make a pillow fort.

(🛋) Our muses are hanging out in the living room.

(🛁) Our muses take a nighttime bath together. (With rose petals and candles included.)

(🌧) Our muses watch the rain outside their window.

(💥) Our muses get a power outage.

(⚫️) Our muses are in a pitch black room.

(🕯) Our muses light some candles.

⋆Outdoors

(☕️) My muse finds your muse at a coffee shop, alone.

(🍳) My muse finds your muse at a diner.

(🥃) My muse finds your muse in a bar, late at night.

(⛪️) My muse finds yours at a church.

(🌃) My muse meets yours in the nighttime city.

(🚎) My muse finds yours in a public bus.

(🚊) My muse finds yours taking the same subway train.

(🚂) My muse finds your muse on the same train as them, still awake.

(🚗) My muse drives your muse at night.

(🏍) My muse drives in the middle of the night on their motorcycle with your muse holding on to mine.

(🌲) My muse finds your muse in the forest in the middle of the night.

(🌊) My muse finds your muse at the beach in the middle of the night.

(🛡) My muse saves your muse from getting beaten up by a gang.

(🎉) My muse meets yours at a party. (House party, club, etc.)

(🔭) Our muses go stargazing.

(☄️) Our muses watch a meteor shower.

(🎆) Our muses watch a firework show.

(🎇) Our muses bought their own fireworks! Let’s light ‘em up!

(🎑) Our muses go to a night festival together.

(🛒) Our muses go shopping together for groceries or other things.

(🛍) Our muses go to the mall.

(🏬) Our muses go to a restaurant.

(🎞) Our muses go to the movie theatre.

(🔥) Our muses go camping together.

(🎸) Our muses go to a concert.

(🎧) Our muses go to the club.

(🏚) Our muses entered an abandoned area. (House, construction site, town, etc.)

(🚫) Our muses go to places they shouldn’t.

(🚔) The cops are after our muses.

(🚕) Our muses take a taxi home.

(🗺) Our muses get lost. (In the forest, mountains, city, etc.)

(☔️) Our muses get stuck in the rain.

⋆Misc

(🕛) My muse points out that it’s midnight for your muse.

(🎵) My muse sings your muse a lullaby.

(🌠) My muse points out a shooting star and wants yours to make a wish! Quick!

(🌱) My muse catches yours watering a potted plant/garden.

(💧) My muse cries in front of yours.

(🚬) My muse catches your muse doing late night smoking.

(⛓) My muse rubs their fingers against your muse’s scars.

(💔) My muse help washes blood off your muse.

(🐾) My muse accidentally reveals a secret that they have been hiding from your muse. (Being a werewolf, vampire, demon, etc.)

(📻) Our muses listens to the radio.

(👻) Our muses tell ghost stories.

(🌷) Our muses walk around a garden.

(🎤) Our muses do karaoke.

(🐺) Our muses hear howling in the distance.

(📷) Our muses take pictures of each other in the moonlight.

(👄) Our muses whisper secrets and promises to each other.

(🤝) Our muses hold hands in the moonlight.

(🍽) Our muses have a dinner date.

(💃) Our muses dance in the moonlight.

(💋) Our muses kiss under the moonlight.

(💍) My muse asks to marry yours in the moonlight.

⋆Quotes

“I can see the moon and stars in your eyes.”

“Your the prettiest star I have ever seen..”

“Wow.. the moon looks so pretty..”

“I’m a little sleepy..”

“I wish I could jump over the moon!”

“Nah, I don’t feel like sleeping!”

“C’mon!! Let’s dance!”

“The moonlight is our spotlight! The stars is our audience!”

“Look! A shooting star!”

“I wish for..”

“Shh! Don’t say your wish out loud or it won’t come true!”

“I’m not really a.. *yawn*..night owl..”

“D-Did you hear that?”

“I can hear a cricket chirping.”

“I can hear an owl.”

“I think we’re lost..”

“Ahhh!! A wolf!!”

“Would you like a cup of coffee?”

“The moon/night is my ally!”

“Darkness will consume you!”

“What time is it?”

“It’s 12AM already?!”

“You can sleep in my bed if you want.”

“Your sleeping on the couch!”

“Come back to bed..”

“Don’t shine that light in my eyes!”

“It’s so dark out..”

“Look at those pretty fireworks!”

“Spooky ghooost~”

“Boo!”

“Ah!”

“You trying to be scary?”

“I’m actually a little hungry.”

“Are they open this late?”

“Hey! [Name]! Over here!”

“That movie sucked!”

“Let’s.. not go that way.”

“This place is like a ghost town!”

“Ouch!”

“Stay still! If you keep moving, it will hurt more!”

“It’s not what it looks like..”

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hey guys, thought i’d give zim a spin yo!

interact if interested. keep in mind this’ll be most likely script style and v v low activity.

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👽 DEFECTIVE INVADER 👽  ╱  👻 INSANE INVESTIGATOR 👻  ╱  💀 SCARY SISTER 💀

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ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱɪᴇꜱ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ 𝓵𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓬𝔂

                        ᴘʀᴏᴍɪꜱᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ ᴏꜰ 𝓶𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼

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                   Ａｌｍｉｇｈｔｙ　Ｔａｌｌｅｓｔ　Ｍｉｙｕｋｉ                        “ᵀᵉˡˡ ᵐᵉ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵐʸ ᶠⁱⁿᵉˢᵗ ᵐⁱⁿᵈˢ ᵃʳᵉ ᵈʳᵉᵃᵐⁱⁿᵍ ᵘᵖ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᴱᵐᵖⁱʳᵉ.”

                                                   ᴵⁿᵈⁱᵉ. ᴾʳⁱᵛ. ˢᵉˡ.                                              ᴬˡᵐⁱᵍʰᵗʸ ᵀᵃˡˡᵉˢᵗ ᴹᴵʸᵁᴷᴵ                                                         ʳᵖ ᵇˡᵒᵍ                                     ᴸⁱᵏᵉ/ᴿᵉᵇˡᵒᵍ ⁱᶠ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ⁱⁿᵗᵉʳᵉˢᵗᵉᵈ ⁱⁿ ⁱⁿᵗᵉʳᵃᶜᵗⁱⁿᵍ!

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Think of these thoughts as limitless light exposing closing circuitry of fright. Think of each moment holding this breath as death minute in decimal.

                    ind. priv. sel multimuse tended to by OPHELIA                             DASHBOARD ONLY // PROMO TEMP.

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Guess Who's Coming Back From The Dead, Yall?

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       INVASION! IS! IMMINENT! ⭐⭐⭐

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