the-muppet-joker

[the-muppet-joker]

kermit are you ok

no I keep seeing posts about submissive pregnant joker on my dashboard and it's making my dark and twisted hellscape of a mind convulse with lust. Distracting me. Tormenting me.

Everybody please stop fucking posting about Pregnant Joker I have my nails digging into my phone and I can't stop growling at the screen please just stop it okay. Fuck

[the-muppet-joker]

FOCUS ON THE BIBLE. STOP REBLOGGING MUPPET SEX. FOCUS ON THE BIBLE. STOP REBLOGGING MUPPET SEX. FOCUS ON THE BIBLE. STOP REBLOGGING MUPPET SEX.

[the-muppet-joker]

i think people underestimate how much people want to fuck the cast of the muppets. its to the point in one series of the muppets made it canon that muppets and humans can have sex together.

desiring the muppets carnally is so common its been acknowledged by the muppets

[the-muppet-joker]

Am I insane or is this a reference to the immaculate conception of Christ? Has anyone else noticed any parallels between Pregnant Joker and the Virgin Mary?

[the-muppet-joker]

One hand on the Bible, one hand on my Joker Mpreg. Fuck! None of you understand what I go through every day.

[the-muppet-joker]

Gay muppet sex.....

Guys stop distracting me with Pregnant Joker and Muppet Sex. I am trying to rewrite the Bible and usher in the next era of mankind under God!

[the-muppet-joker]

[the-muppet-joker]

Now I can't stop thinking about pregna tjoker FUCKKK i want him lactating

[the-muppet-joker]

MY HEART THIRSTS FOR MUPPET HOLE, MY SOUL SWELLS AT THE THOUGHT OF WET SLOPPY SQUELCHY KERMIT HOLE PICS , SWELLS TO THE POINT I FEAR MY PHYSICAL BEING CAN HOLD IT BACK NO LONGER.

LONG AGO YOU SAID I WOULD BE SAVED ON THE DAWN OF MUPPET TRANSFORMATION. IS THIS WHAT IT IS ? THE FEELING OF PURE MUPPET RELATED ANTICIPATION AS MY SOUL BURSTS FROM MY VERY BEING, ASCENDING TO THE HEAVENS IN SEARCH OF MUPPET FORM.

THIS ASIDE, I HUMBLY WAIT AT YOUR FEET, AS YOUR LOYAL DOG, FOR WHATEVER SCRAPS YOU DEEM FIT TO GIVE ME. MY HEART PURE, MY SOUL QUIVERING

Prepare yourself for the Dawn of Muppet Transformation. As the new Pope, all believers will be reborn in the Felt and made Anew.

Everyone is required to create a muppetsona for this occasion.

[the-muppet-joker]

at this point we should just babygirlify the joker

[the-muppet-joker]

In the beginning, God said "Let There Be Light," and there was Light.

That was day one. On each of the following days, God continued to fill the earth with his divine creation. Flora, fauna, land, sea...

On the Sixth Day, God created Man.

And on the Seventh Day...

GOD CREATED MUPPET.

[the-muppet-joker]

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

[the-muppet-joker]

As a Catholic, I'd like to ask what changes we should expect if you take the papacy. I hope you have big plans; it's about time someone shook things up at the Vatican

If I was the Pope I would change the Eucharist from bread and wine to a sopping wet kermit the frog plushie that every one at church would take turns sucking on

[the-muppet-joker]

i need kermit in my holes NOW all of em sloppy fucking no chance of felt absorption complete fucking messy slimy sticky

Will be posting STICKY and SLOPPY Kermit Hole but only for those of you who are pure of heart

[the-muppet-joker]

Does the “put a frog in slowly boiling water and it won’t notice” trick work on you?

This isn't my first rodeo you fucking idiot. I'll kill you before the water even touches me. Just try putting me in water and you'll find out why they call me The Joker

[the-muppet-joker]

I want the Joker to breast feed me.

Hash Tag Relatable!

[the-muppet-joker]

My secret lover... my muppet prince... *growls* my submissive kitten ♡