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[the-narrator-tsp]

hello, readers

i come bearing sad news. this blog will be abandoned indefinitely. this isn't a hiatus, because i don't really have any plans to return.

i'm not really gonna sit here and explain why running this blog has become unsustainable for me. just know that it has, and i have to, unfortunately, leave.

that's all. have a good morning/day/evening/night!

[the-narrator-tsp]

stanley? you mean to say you like EVERY SINGLE ENDING? …or are you just scared to tell us which you dislike? or maybe scared to tell Him?

[I'm not scared. I... Narrator, do you want to talk about the broom closet?]

Eugh. No. I would prefer if that subject had a permanent pin in it.

[Exactly.]

[the-narrator-tsp]

hey guys what’s your least favorite endings

The broom closet ending.

[...]

[...no.]

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narrator what about you. anything funky going on in your schrodinger’s brain?

I'm fairly certain that I have some sort of dissociative disorder, but beyond that, I suppose I've never had the time to find out.

[the-narrator-tsp]

are your brains funky in any ways other than autism? assuming you HAVE brains, of course, and not, like… motherboards or something.

[Image Description: Stanley from The Stanley Parable fingerspelling ADHD while looking at the vacantly at the camera. End ID]

[the-narrator-tsp]

narrator what’s YOUR favorite autism flavor?

Well, glad to be included, for one. I'm quite partial to candle wax.

[the-narrator-tsp]

stanley what’s your favorite flavor of autism

[Cookies & cream.]

[the-narrator-tsp]

hello fellow autistics!

[Autism.]

Autism indeed.

[the-narrator-tsp]

your hiatus just became plot relevant to another blog 😭 the 432 there saw that your 432 was gone and assumed it was because we chased them away or something. things are getting meta in the tsp askblog community

THIS IS PERFECT TIMING ACTUALLY

i was thinking about starting this and the other blog back up (if people would be interested in that. i get that it might've been too long of a hiatus and its not salvageable anymore)

it's so perfect that askblogs about the stanley parable, the game that's meta about being a game, are getting meta about other askblogs

[the-narrator-tsp]

when will my blorbos come back from the war (is checking this blog) — [this is joking, take your time!!!]

Hello!! I realize I never really gave a time for when this blog would be back, and that's because I don't really have a time/date. I'll be way more free in a month or so; I don't know if that's when the blog returns or if I need to take a little mental health break away from everything after that, but it's a good starting point.

Thank you for being patient with me!! I really adore this blog and want to continue it, and knowing (hoping, really) you guy would be here when it returns makes me really happy!!

[the-narrator-tsp]

is this blog on hiatus?

It's sad to say, but yeah probably

[the-narrator-tsp]

There won't be any posts on either of the blogs today because I need a Break

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guys i have an idea. what if the narrator was the groom

Me? The groom?

Do you know how weddings work? Stanley was proposed to by that asker, not me. It would be Stanley and that person.

I can't even wear a ring. Well, I mean-

Stanley can't even give me a ring! And there's no way I'd give him a ring. I do so much for him already! Plus, the ring would have to be perfect. I'd have to look through hundreds- no, thousands of rings in order to find the right one.

I don't know if I'm willing to deal with thaf kind of stress.

...at least right now.

[the-narrator-tsp]

hi I'd also like Stanley's hand in marriage please (see I even brought a ring 💍)

[The more the merrier!]

[Get it? Like marry?]

Yes, Stanley, we get it. You're very intelligent.

[the-narrator-tsp]

duck-duck-narrator

[Image Description:

Stanley from The Stanley Parable holding a light grey duck with a yellow beak.

End ID]

[the-narrator-tsp]

hey i know the catalyst of the story is that all of your coworkers are gone but like. the majority of them were huge jerks anyway. did you know #465 thought it would be funny to lock one of the other employees out of the bathroom for two weeks? 465 put a pin code on the door and told everyone except one employee what it was. just to torment that one specific employee. and then when the other employee finally snapped and broke the lock, *they* got written up for it! so. yeah you’re not missing out on much, stanley

[I think I heard about that once. Except, it was slightly different.

Someone put a lock on the door to the bathroom, and instead of asking for the code, one of the employees stole and damaged company property.

It was to play a prank on that employee? Who told you that?

I choose to remain unbiased until I know who told you that, or I find my co-workers and ask them myself.]

[the-narrator-tsp]

Stanley?

Stanley, are you alright?

We're continuing, remember?

Or are you too transfixed by the memory room to move?