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the-nerdy-fangirl · 55 minutes
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my favourite tumblr phenomenon
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the-nerdy-fangirl · 57 minutes
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Realizing at the wonderful age of 23 that the Homestuck number is 413 in part because it's the two numbers most associated with evil shit lmfao
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More of this from our public officials
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the-nerdy-fangirl · 1 hour
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“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”
Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.
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the-nerdy-fangirl · 6 hours
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Question for the audience
Also leave in the tags what people usually compliment you on!!
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the-nerdy-fangirl · 7 hours
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the real antidote to the problem of "everyone is beautiful and no one is horny" is watching old horny shows like mash. nothing but perfectly normal-looking, homely, average people in that show who hook up with each other or unseen partners on a regular basis. hawkeye is absolutely drowning in sex and the man has such a bizarre mismatched set of randomly strong and weak facial features on a noodle body with dogshit posture. and it's GREAT. you can't tell how soft his jawline is because there's always a woman kissing his neck and blocking the camera. i know i riff on people saying they want to fuck mulcahy until he has a religious epiphany but as a butch lesbian with that exact face shape it's been so healing to be like. ohhhh ok so sexuality and attractiveness isn't just limited to the perfect beautiful poreless people on netflix. i understand now
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the-nerdy-fangirl · 13 hours
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The origins | crack batfam meeting
This part two for my dpxdc au were Jason adopts Danny after Jack and Maddie are killed by GIW.
The phantomily looking at Jason’s black/white hair, blue/green eye, and “ghostliness” :ah yup definitely a clone. Welcome to the family, you funky older danny clone. We have only known you for one whole second but we would die for you ”.
Jason * not use to acceptance and love when people see him*: wtf
Jason: wait hold on. You can’t adopt me!! Im adopting him!
Danny: *is dying again*
Im going to do the batfam meeting danny next! But let me know how you think Jason meeting other DP characters would go, if you can make me laugh(or its really good angst) I’ll draw it!!
Also bonus Ellie because i love her:
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Ellie: don’t worry new evil clone, i’ll show you the ropes!!
Jason: wait why do you think Bruce cloned Danny?
Ellie: fruitloop already did that, Luther cloned Superman, and i’m not convinced that ALL of Bruce Wayne’s kids aren’t just clones of himself.
Ellie: like look at them they all look just like him! Coincidence I think not!!
Danny: *is deceased*
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the-nerdy-fangirl · 14 hours
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This post is about a Danny phantom and Red hood(Jason Todd aka the dead robin) crossover because I think there should be more content of them. Also like all my knowledge of these characters comes solely from here and fanfics. I don’t claim to be an expert I just think their neat. I suck at spelling so beware. With all that said, I have this story idea…
So when Jason dies in the whole joker explosion there is just enough ectoplasm in the area for him to create a really shoddy core. Like all it does is keep his body from decomposing and if it didn’t get anymore energy it would fade in a couple of years.
But then superboy does that whole punch the universe thing and that gives Jason’s shitty core just enough juice to bring him back to life but not enough to really heal him completely (it’s trying its best ok). Then Talia dunks him into the pit which im headcanoning is ectoplasm a random portal had spit out that got super corrupted. For a normal ghost this wouldn’t really be a problem cause they can filter it but Jason’s core sucks.
The pit madness basically makes all Jason’s underlying ghost instincts go up to 20 which explains how he act in the whole make Batman kill joker thing(because his actions make more sense if you think of him as a ghost and not a human). And I headcanon(or maybe it is a canon im not sure) that jason did die again from the batarang to the neck (death part two the electric BOOgaloo(ha get it) )and when Jason’s little core brings him back there it also has the a side effect that it takes away some of the corruption making jason mellow out a bit.
Things go on as normal until the whole penguin thing where bats beats him to death (father figure 2 is a failure bring in the next one). After Roy drags him away and he heals up Jason runs into Danny. Literally…
Sooo Danny finally tells his parents (no phantom planet tho ) and they accept him. But all is not what it seems because Later that night though they bring him down to lab and try to “fix”and/or figure out if he is really Danny. Jazz is at college, Sam is at a galla somewhere out of state with her parents, tucker competing in a week long tech competition, and Ellie is exploring the ghost zone so no one notices Danny is gone.
The guys in white come to investigate the Fentons and when the find phantom locked in the basement they kill the fentons an take him. Danny is with them for three months before they try to vivisect him. They go to touch him core and even with all the tech they are using to weaken him,danny lets out a wail killing almost everyone and escaping. The surviving GIW hunt him down as he tries to get back home. Danny is able to avoid them for a couple days but they find him and try to corner him in an alley. As Danny is running for his afterlife he senses a ghost nearby and runs to them in the hopes that whoever they are can help him fight off the GIW.
this is where he runs into jason. Literally.
So they collide danny says “help me” and hides behind jason. The GIW come sprinting into the alley guns a blazing and demand that jason hands over the freak. Jason looks at the bloody scared kid behind him then at the adults calling a child an it and goes full protect mode and kills them. After that is taken care of he goes back to Danny an asks if he hungry. Danny nods and they go get chili dogs.
They get close as Danny heals up and they plan to kill the rest of GIW. Danny morals have been a tad twisted because A)These guys just experimented on him for 3month B) They where using what they found out from experimenting on him to find ways to destroy the GZ C)he knows if he doesn’t kill them they keep trying to kill him and destroy the GZ.
They take down the GIW(cool fights and explosions) and Jason thinks that will be the end of it since danny can go back to his sisters and friends. Danny has other ideas. He does go home and tells the phantomily(phantom-family) that he’s ok but returns to jason and just starts following him around. The confrontation just kinda goes like this…
Jason: kid what are you still doing here. I’m dangerous go home.
Danny: hey I can take these guys any day and maybe I like hanging out with you. Dead guy to dead guy.
Jason: go home kid. And I prefer the term zombie.
Danny: nah ill think ill stay! I can even help my powers are super useful!
Jason:… still too risky, i not going let you become a child soilder im not Batman.
Danny: awww come on plzzzzz
Jason: your parents are probably worried about you Go. Home.
Danny: NO THEY’RE NOT THEY TRIED TO FIX ME!! AND THEN THE GIW KILLED THEM. IM LEGALLY DEAD!! I CAN’T GO TO SCHOOL, OR NASTY BURGER OR STAY AT JAZZ’S COLLEGE . OR ANYTHING!! I DON’T WANT TO LIVE IN THE GHOST ZONE I STILL WANT TO BE ALIVE. BUT IM NOT IM JUST just *sob* a freaky little boy …with freaky powers. I thought maybe you would.. you might-
Jason *hugs him*: im sorry Danny you can stay.
So Red hood gets a partner in crime and Jason gets a family.
Phantom gets mentor who cares and Danny gets a new parent.
If you guys like the idea let me know! i’ll make more art and write more
Meeting the phantomily
crack meeting the batfam
hide @ dick’s apartment
You can’t bench me!
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the-nerdy-fangirl · 14 hours
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the-nerdy-fangirl · 21 hours
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Zoozve, my beloved
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the-nerdy-fangirl · 21 hours
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finally decided to sit down and watch the incredibles again. there will be no commentary because i’m gonna be too busy watching it
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the-nerdy-fangirl · 21 hours
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Ch🧐
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the-nerdy-fangirl · 21 hours
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*timeline restored*
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the-nerdy-fangirl · 21 hours
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“Walrus on your doorstop” this “fairy’s more unrealistic” that my professor just uttered the sentence “there was one day I found a real octopus in my backyard” this man hasn’t left Utah his entire life. How was there an octopus in his backyard in Utah. He then said “I do not have time to elaborate we need to cover a lot today in class” GIRL WHAT DO YOU MEEAN
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the-nerdy-fangirl · 21 hours
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that "I thought Chat Noir was a girl. I thought they were lesbians" common misconception about Miraculous Ladybug except as an in-universe misconception that tourists have. Chat Noir says hi and tourists mutter "oh my god. she's not a girl??" to each other in their native languages thinking he can't understand what they're saying. he does every time
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the-nerdy-fangirl · 21 hours
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from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆
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the-nerdy-fangirl · 22 hours
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memes i did with appledash some time ago
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