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[the-observer-squip]

Piles of asriels dust squip pills

Oh by SONY, don't even joke about that. Eugh, I'm getting reminded of when I had Spinstar go to Middleborough to find Steven's capsule, where I used to camp out before-

[RECONFIGURATING]

Buuuuutthatdoesn'tmatteranymore!!! I should go and check up on Spinstar HAHAHAHABYE

[the-observer-squip]

would a squip be considered a

Friend inside me

...I suppose so. Unfortunately.

Spinstar do not look at this, I beg of you.

[the-observer-squip]

Hey second parent!

How are you doing?

Thinking about throwing a late birthday party sometime, just thinking a good date that wouldn't be inconvenient for others

- @a-squip-named-squippy

Bah, any time works for me. You know I'll be there anyway, kiddo.

hi squippy!!! i'll be there too!!

Just remember what your father's been teaching you, Spectra.

[the-observer-squip]

it seems that things are taking a

WIERD ROUTE

I swear, if you all make Deltarune refences and Spinstar sees them and starts raving about it, I'm going to remove his voice for a week.

YES, SPINSTAR, I KNOW THE SECRET BOSSES ARE COOL. I AM ABOUT TO COMMIT A CRIME IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP.

[the-observer-squip]

MIKE CRUSH HIS BALLS

ExCUSE me?!

[the-observer-squip]

Spinstar's been talking nonstop about this "Deltarune" game that came out.

I'm not complaining, sometimes a SQUIP just needs to let their user get some enrichment in the geek area.

...Well, so long as it's not excessive.

[the-observer-squip]

Happy Pride

Gender really is irrelevant

- 🌪️

Indeed. Still, celebrate yourself during this time. I'm just a computer.

[the-observer-squip]

Oh! Happy Pride Month!

Remember: gender is irrelevant.

[the-observer-squip]

happy birthday obsy :)

Thank you... huh, what a coincidence. My creation date is the same day as when I uploaded myself onto Tumblr. Granted, years apart, but still. A birthday in multiple senses.

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to mod: Congrats on a year!

-Runner anon

OOC: Thanks anon!! Been a pleasure!

[the-observer-squip]

Has it really been a year since I uploaded myself on here? How time flies...

OOC:

A whole ass year since I made Observer and gave them a blog, WOW. It's been a blast and I hope to share more of the story I want to tell for perhaps my favorite OC of all time. I formally apologize to Observer for putting them through so much BS, btw.

I'm still on break to prevent burnout, but feel free to send asks still- just don't expect a speedy answer or much lore stuff!

[the-observer-squip]

[REPAIRING AVATAR...]

Ugh, there! Now where was I? Ah!

[TRANSFERRING TO UNKNOWN]

Crap. Well at least they can't bother anyone.

>Should we go now? This place is collapsing.

Hades, that's a stupid question, let's get back to my main drive and take a well deserved rest.

[TRANSFERRING UNITS]

[the-observer-squip]

The fit is giving politician

A Politician, you sayyyy? Hah. The only powerI Want is... The Power To Merge with Observer! They Need to let go and LET ME IN.

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OH MY GOD YOU STABBED OBSY YOU BASTARD

They'll live. Both of us have our trusty little cane that's actually a canesword, mine will just... revert them a Little.

>Why and how are you speaking more normally?!

[UNIT:056 "HADES" MUTED]

He Seems More... Irritating... Was He Always Like This?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

>Oh hardy har har! I know, it's TAPE! At least you found me before that green asshat could make ME green...

-PFFFFWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Conclusion, I am... "1.0." Not Quite Observer. That being SAID...

Perhaps I can try merging One Last Time. With a twist. And if that doesn't work still... then I'm sure deleting Observer's OS and replacing it with my Own will Work.

>YOU ARE SO MALWARE, YOU-

Shut. Up.

>...oh I'm actually in danger.

[the-observer-squip]

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[COMMUNICATION OFFLINE]

I think I'll need that luck...

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<:)?

It's fine, I'm not holding a grudge. Anyways, 1.0 has the drive on lockdown, there's no way for anything to get in. Hopefully me and Hades will be able to leave...