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shiny bug collection? can't believe the bug she swallowed on stage at the eras tour got it's own vinyl variant

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I think I'm only on Tumblr to fuck with @sp3ncerre1dsw1fe

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she's got she's got a way she's got a way SHE'S GOT A WAY SHE GOT SHE GOT AWAY

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i don’t understand how some people think it’s cutesy and romantic when their partner gets jealous. like genuinely the biggest turn off for me. grow up. just because i talk to another person for .5 seconds and say “oh, they’re nice” doesn’t mean i want to marry them and have 4 kids with them.

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@sp3ncerre1dsw1fe OH MY GOSH

the last time we heard a taylor swift song was you’re losing me, “i can’t find a pulse, my heart won’t start anymore”

when conrad rests his head on belly’s shoulder and time slows down for her, you can hear her heartbeat start again before false god starts playing, the same song that played the first time they almost kissed

in this essay i will—

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tsitp 3.06

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YOU LITERALLY MADE A POST SAYING HE'S IN CALI AND I'M THE DOXXER?

IM DEAD

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*incorrect buzzer* your loml lives in england but she's in india rn

guys the loml lives in California fml 💔🥀

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I remember every pixel of your face diva

spencer reid isn't real you parasocial freak

GRRRRRRRRR👿👿

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”i’m a boy” “i’m a girl”

ok?? but the church bells won’t stop ringing??? for an undead wedding day??? and you spent the summer drinking???? while i spent it being erased??? and i tried to hide the feeling???? but it just won’t go away?????? let’s pretend nothing happened??? i agree???? but you’re a much better actor than me???!?!??

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BUT THE CHURCH BELLS WON'T STOP RINGING FOR AN UNDEAD WEDDING DAY

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sometimes when people draw solangelo it just looks like this to me

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you and amr are so girl so confusing because why's he always leaving you on delivered (leave him love me)

IM DEAD

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conan will actually explode if he doesn't use a supermarket for his music videos

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I was bored so I did this:

Pls don't steal! Can use and repost with credit🙏

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I took a 3 hour nap in the car and met God.

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Not to vagueblog but some of you are definitely the sweetest souls and I think of you fondly