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Please help my cat!

I know I haven’t been on tungle-dot-hell for like, a millennia, but I need your help. My sweet angel baby Elara is in the emergency vet with pancreatitis. If you could donate even a dollar, we’d really appreciate it. If not, that’s okay! Reblogs are like gold!

https://gofund.me/6dc12a37

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the communist man of pesto

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*someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*

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If an alien race were the same size as these octopi, the females would be 6.6ft (2m) in height, and their males would only be 2.4cm tall.

Imagine seeing what you think is your alien comrade sitting alone with dinner, only to see a tiny figure dart across the table like a bug. It scurries up her arm and seems to plant a little kiss on her cheek. 

Surprise, she’s having dinner with her husband!

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If a woman has a heartbeat you can’t tell her what to do with her goddamn body!

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Slurps up 3d printing filament like a spaghetti noodle and spits out a small orange frog

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know what I respect? little kids making strange noises for no discernable reason. Dont enjoy being in close range necessarily, but I do respect the heck out of it

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I’m in awe 😭

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PLEASE watch letterkenny 

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Everyone deserves a happily ever after.

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children lying on the floor in public areas have such a powerful aura, and i don’t mean like mid-tantrum or something i mean like one time i saw this toddler lying blank-faced, starfish-style in the entrance of a sunglass hut and she still haunts me to this day