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[laughs in 6'2"]

To change the subject from all the drama, I'm gonna throw my hat in the ring and say that we need more tall Phoenixes. Make that agent 6' at LEAST come ON

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"Phoenix narrowed his eyes and sunk further down in his overcoat. The collar rose up to his nose, and his knees dug into the back of the seat in from of him. Eris couldn't tell if he was trying to exude a field of impenetrable anger or trying to disappear. Either way, she thought, he looked cute."

- A scene from @dandorime's fic, The Only One Who Knows.

the "no talk me" kitten immediately came to mind so i had to draw it. and also i wanted to draw the eris in my head. :3

its not my best work but whatever i had fun

[the-one-and-only-043]

[They are unfazed. They've seen weirder.]

I'm glad it's to your liking.

a small box, about the size of a pencilcase, has been placed in front of their door. the box has what seems to be airholes poked in the sides of the cardboard—all with a letter tied with a ribbon on top.

( @agent-phoenixxx :3)

[They're a little confused, and kind of worried, given that they've gotten spiders like this before.]

...Did someone give me another cat?

[They take the letter off the box and open it.]

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[043 takes the rock to their office and, after rummaging for a bit, finds a bar of white chocolate to put in there with it before returning to their paperwork.]

a small box, about the size of a pencilcase, has been placed in front of their door. the box has what seems to be airholes poked in the sides of the cardboard—all with a letter tied with a ribbon on top.

( @agent-phoenixxx :3)

[They're a little confused, and kind of worried, given that they've gotten spiders like this before.]

...Did someone give me another cat?

[They take the letter off the box and open it.]

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...This is the cutest fucking thing I've seen in a hot minute.

[The rock will be spoiled rotten for as long as it is with 043.]

a small box, about the size of a pencilcase, has been placed in front of their door. the box has what seems to be airholes poked in the sides of the cardboard—all with a letter tied with a ribbon on top.

( @agent-phoenixxx :3)

[They're a little confused, and kind of worried, given that they've gotten spiders like this before.]

...Did someone give me another cat?

[They take the letter off the box and open it.]

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...I can't tell if the kid's fucking with me or not.

[They snort, opening the box.]

a small box, about the size of a pencilcase, has been placed in front of their door. the box has what seems to be airholes poked in the sides of the cardboard—all with a letter tied with a ribbon on top.

( @agent-phoenixxx :3)

[They're a little confused, and kind of worried, given that they've gotten spiders like this before.]

...Did someone give me another cat?

[They take the letter off the box and open it.]

[the-one-and-only-043]

a small box, about the size of a pencilcase, has been placed in front of their door. the box has what seems to be airholes poked in the sides of the cardboard—all with a letter tied with a ribbon on top.

( @agent-phoenixxx :3)

[They're a little confused, and kind of worried, given that they've gotten spiders like this before.]

...Did someone give me another cat?

[They take the letter off the box and open it.]

[the-one-and-only-043]

Mine was just 043, their agent number

Just realized I'm going to have to come up with a pre-IEYTD codename for Phoenix in my au, and now I'm curious if other people have one for theirs 👀

Before they were Agent Phoenix, what were they called?

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Generic normal asshole agency? Lmao fuck no.

043's Agency? Morales dies by 043's hand if someone dies without assistance being offered to them so yes

realistically would the agency actually use their budjet to save dying agents? or would they be like oh well, you signed a contract, ya cant sue us if you survive. plus youre legally binded to this company.

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Living weapon whumpee is terrified of handler. Nobody can tell why, as living weapon has killed dozens of people at a time without breaking a sweat. Hero’s team manages to separate the pair and, during their interrogation of living weapon, find out just what handler did to them

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I have never seen this agent before.

But any agent claiming to be the biggest pain n Zoe’s ass is an agent I want to follow!

Hiya!

Hello! I have no clue who you are, but I appreciate you being here.

I'm Agent 043, more commonly known as Agent Phoenix.

Zor does not like me. >:3

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Mine is descended from an elder god of life and death so they have a stupid long lifespan. because their uhhh whatever the fucks- TELOMERES, their telomeres unravel slower and they age over centuries rather than decades. anyway they will eventually die of old age after like 500 years

Question for people with Canon/Diagetic Respawn Phoenixes: what happens when Phoenix eventually dies of old age? How does that work?

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Do what you want forever because no one can stop you in any way that matters.

And get yourself a group of ride-or-dies to be stupid with.

Here's something fun to do! Respond in Replies, Asks, or Reblogs!

In case it's not showing up too well:

AGENT PHOENIXES OF THE MULTIVERSE!

What is your advice for new recruits?

I'll draw as many responses as I can!

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Omg yes

Magnus is so stressed all the time it's not even funny

everyone loooves when the disheveled attorney goes into the bathroom and splashes water on their face right before court but lawyers only do that under conditions of extreme stress. if your defense attorney has been properly served with discovery and given enough continuances to prepare they should NOT be gripping the sink and giving themselves steely-eyed motivational speeches in the mirror. the caseload recommendations you see online and in pet stores are WAY too high. a healthy attorney should never be running through the courthouse hallways with their blazer flapping behind them and twenty case files in hand. I don't care if you think it's "cute."

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redesigned all my designs recently.. heres a lineup of the agency guys (individual refs + shawn and sam under cut. woaw.) zoraxis tomorrow okay...

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"Well, I guess this is a bad time to announce my decision to quit and retire as well."

*sound of drink-sipping*

"Anyway, I'm in Bora Bora with my wife right now, so Morales, fuck off."

*more drink-sipping*

"Congrats on your retirement, Birdie."

You think they'll figure it out?

Oh my god, no.

______________END TRANSMISSION_______________

[The camera flicks on, displaying the avians familiar office. He looks. sad?]

“Hello. My name is Agent Phoenix—or as my friends may know me as Birdie or [REDACTED]—“

[A black bar has been edited over his mouth, redacting his name for anyone who would make an attempt to lip read.]

“Today is the day that everyone has been dreading, for i am retiring from the agency.”

“I would not like to disclose anything. Anything besides the fact that I will be marrying my high-school sweetheart and moving out to the countryside. I hope that my world will not go to shit without the esteemed Agent Phoenix.”

“I would like to thank my mentors, my handlers, and all my friends in the agency. Thank you all for everything.”

[As the camera flicks off, there is nearly silenced snickering from the agent.]

[the-one-and-only-043]

It doesssss

i saw u at yo worst & never even thought about leaving you