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[the-one-and-only-snakeman]

Escapes inside the bag.

Don’t you know how painful it is, to lose an eye? Would say Snakeman if he could. Sadly, he would only

Stain his bag with his breath.

And so he doesn’t.

Nevermind. Stabs him in the eye instead.

[the-one-and-only-snakeman]

Casually ignoring fucking Snakeman.

[the-one-and-only-snakeman]

Rest in pieces.

hi

"Oh Gods, please no--"

[the-one-and-only-snakeman]

Snakeman is invincible. Lower being cannot touch his body, such as it is hidden deep into the dark depths of Earth.

Or is it.

Is Snakeman, a snake who is also a man, a being which can be contained by the Earth?

No.

This is where you lie, deep under him. The one sun in the sky.

hi

"Oh Gods, please no--"

[the-one-and-only-snakeman]

Why are you praising gods when there is

only

one

god.

Me.

hi

"Oh Gods, please no--"

[the-one-and-only-snakeman]

Magic anon! Your muse now looks like Snakeman till midnight.

“Why do I look like some freaky snake thing?!”

[the-one-and-only-snakeman]

kittenxmulti‌:

Yup. He’s just gonna mindcrush you.

The real question is

Is there a mind to crush

[the-one-and-only-snakeman]

Only 3000 years.

…No doubt. How long did it take you to figure that one out snakeman?

Meanwhile he’s still trying to decide whether it’s worth Yugi’s ire to mindcrush this thing.

[the-one-and-only-snakeman]

That is false.

Snakeman will now caress the planet with his warm, loving rays.

Whenever light touches you, remember who gave you this opportunity to shine... not Snakeman, no, everyone can shine like burning stars.

But Snakeman is not a man or a snake. He is not both nor is he neither. He is literally a burning star.

BYE BYE YOUR SUN CANNOT TOUCH ME

[the-one-and-only-snakeman]

kittenxmulti‌:

Fuck your staring content.

The tentacles wrap him up and throw him into space.

THERE HE go e  s

...........

Here he IS

[the-one-and-only-snakeman]

kittenxmulti‌:

There are no eyes.

O̸͚̖͎̔̈͌͌͊̏̃̒͑͐n̶̛̲͛̉̈́̉̎̆͑̀̑̾̃ͅļ̴̨̼̮̺̖̩͎̖͇̠̗̍̓́̽̈́̓͂͗͐͘͝͝y̷̨̛͇̖̘̌̏̔͌̔̄̀͐̊͘͠ ̵̗̜̹͈͉̬͇͔̜͗͋̏̓̈́̈̓͊̈́t̷̩̦̟͎̑̉��̨̨̪̞̗̲̝e̶̢̱͓͖̣̲̓̍̎̈́n̸̨̡̢̢̬̮̦̯̮̣̲̲̘̖͛̈́̌̀̚͘t̷͙̠̲͍̱͚̔͒͊̈͛̈̎̕͝a̸͕̟̝͕̋̈͛̓̊̕c̸̨͚̭̯̬̤̥̩̹̆͆̀̓͌̅̉͌̀̔̂̅̅͝ḻ̸͍̭̗̫͚̑̃̊͌̽̾̾̋̄͝è̸͙̒̇̏̀̑͆̀̍͘͝s̷̥̦̞̖̼̮̫͚̭̔́̍̊͜͝ͅ

Maybe someone will finally be able to dislodge him from this world. The tentacles, they are ---

Wait

They aren’t eyes.

They may scoop him up from the earth, his buried body finding its resting place in a cold embrace. But this means he has been robbed from his

s t a r i n g c o n t e s t

why ??? ?

[the-one-and-only-snakeman]

kittenxmulti‌:

Ä̵̖́̽͐̓̃̐́̏̂̄͝͠L̶̥̪͙̪͔͕̮̹̖̩̥̥͋͆W̴̧͈̳͓̜̤̤͖̗̲̱̮͇̉̏̾̍̀̐̒̓̄Ā̵̡̰̯̮̩̜̜̘̗̍Y̷̢͎̼̪͚̦̭̪̠̐̋͌͛͆͋͆́́͗̂̍͐͜͝ͅS̶̡͉͇͌́̂̈̕ ̸̧̭̦̙̺͓̻̪̣̉̽͋̋͒̔͋̊̂͝W̴̛̱̱̼̳̼̣̯̞͔͎̣͔͑̾̔̓͝Ą̶̢̤̮̮͚̱͚̪̮̱̪͍͓̝̐̕T̸̡̫͇͕͉̣̞͖̫̝͓̺͊̍͜͜C̸̨̮̺͖̱͈̙̘̝̭̯̘̙͙͓̽H̵̙̜̰̹͓̞̯͔͓̞̹̐͐͂̑̕̚Ḭ̶̧̨̰̙͖̻̱̖̐̆̒͜ͅN̵̼̰̹͚̍̈́Ǵ̸̳̭͚̻̮̹̯͉̟͗͛̇̌

@the-one-and-only-snakeman​

Oh, yes.

Staring contest.

Wait, where are the StRanGEr’s eYes.

[the-one-and-only-snakeman]

kittenxmulti‌:

What the everloving fuck is that?!

A good question. Was Snakeman a man or a snake? Who could say? Not this.... other, individual. But there was one thing the world knew for sure. This individual was --

A male.

[the-one-and-only-snakeman]

I see you.

[the-one-and-only-snakeman]

@the-one-and-only-snakeman replied to your post: When you are tempted to add a crack muse but you…

me

I think I would rather die

[the-one-and-only-snakeman]

No.

You Cannot.

When a wolf crosses a maiden’s grave, a pregnant girl would die before her time.

“Please die.” He can’t even take you seriously, Snakeman. He hates you /that much/.

[the-one-and-only-snakeman]

kittenxmulti‌:

“If you won’t die on your own, then I will just have to kill you myself. Eternal my ass.”

So what if cutting this fucker up had never worked before? He would do it again just for the purpose of doing it.

A mere mortal cannot cut what has been cut, and has been hit on a rock, before.

A mere mortal cannot reach the sun with waxy wings. Wax is a poor material to use for wings anyway. But what does Snakeman knows about wings. After all, he is only a snake but also a man. All he can do is rotate around Kevin.

And s t a r e.

When a wolf crosses a maiden’s grave, a pregnant girl would die before her time.

“Please die.” He can’t even take you seriously, Snakeman. He hates you /that much/.