the-one-and-only-umbra

[the-one-and-only-umbra]

[the-one-and-only-umbra]

Sorry its been a while, work happened

I'll try to be on here more but i have a feeling that works about to get real bad so no promises

[the-one-and-only-umbra]

Sorry for the sudden hiatus, I got thrown through a building.

[the-one-and-only-umbra]

Actually they have Sapience! If they solve things through emotion rather than logic and wisdom then they have sentience!

It's mother's day, which means that I've been hounded by robot penguins all goddamn day. And also given some great flowers from a friend, but mainly. Robot penguins. Everywhere. One even replaced the fucking coffee machine.

[the-one-and-only-umbra]

You Know when you Are a Chaotic Gay when you start fast Waltzing to a darker song on a Date.

Fuck I am hungover and Gay

[the-one-and-only-umbra]

So It's been a while.

I'm fine, just got thrown around a bit.

I'm fine.

[the-one-and-only-umbra]

You ever look outside your window, see someone in the air that shouldn't be in the air, and just sigh and go back to what you were doing because they look like they've got it handled?

No?

Alrighty then continue with your day.

[the-one-and-only-umbra]

>:[ How dare

Ash. Root. One of the few tolerable heroes. You never mentioned you had an apothecary to me. What do you mean by you're early? Time travel shenanigans in the future?

It's Pan.

I Think maybe it is Time Travel.

[the-one-and-only-umbra]

Stop moving from place to place you plant man

Ash. Root. One of the few tolerable heroes. You never mentioned you had an apothecary to me. What do you mean by you're early? Time travel shenanigans in the future?

It's Pan.

I Think maybe it is Time Travel.

[the-one-and-only-umbra]

How bold to think you can hide from me dear brother.

Ash. Root. One of the few tolerable heroes. You never mentioned you had an apothecary to me. What do you mean by you're early? Time travel shenanigans in the future?

It's Pan.

I Think maybe it is Time Travel.

[the-one-and-only-umbra]

... Im coming to get you.

Ash. Root. One of the few tolerable heroes. You never mentioned you had an apothecary to me. What do you mean by you're early? Time travel shenanigans in the future?

It's Pan.

I Think maybe it is Time Travel.

[the-one-and-only-umbra]

Ash, my darling brother in all but blood, what the fuck do you mean by time travel.

Ash. Root. One of the few tolerable heroes. You never mentioned you had an apothecary to me. What do you mean by you're early? Time travel shenanigans in the future?

It's Pan.

I Think maybe it is Time Travel.

[the-one-and-only-umbra]

What is your opinion on accidental crime? - Key

I mean, I don't condone crime and I think it would be hard to accidentally commit a crime but considering what I know about things I wouldn't put it off the table.

Crime is a hard thing to do but if you didn't know what you were doing or how it really happened then I would be willing to let you have a lighter sentence or off the hook entirely.

[the-one-and-only-umbra]

(Not in Character)

bops shark

Time travel would be fuckin hilarious go for it

(Not In Character)

SO! I Wanna Arrange a potential Time Travel Situation. Thoughts?

[the-one-and-only-umbra]

Well then that’s ain’t good

Do you know where your phone is? I could bring it inside for you if its outside.

-Shark(Umbra for those who don't know)

In My Hand Lmao. Buried with me lmao.

[the-one-and-only-umbra]

I don’t know…. You seem kinda smol

SOOOO.

Give us M Content. Now💚

M and I are basically the same height

M is small only in vibes

M is a really really good detective

M doesn't like social media so they don't have it, maybe, I think

M speak in monotone though they do actually care they just cant vocally express it

M might have a tumblr pretty sure I saw it one(1) time and then never again

[the-one-and-only-umbra]

SOOOO.

Give us M Content. Now💚

M and I are basically the same height

M is small only in vibes

M is a really really good detective

M doesn't like social media so they don't have it, maybe, I think

M speak in monotone though they do actually care they just cant vocally express it

M might have a tumblr pretty sure I saw it one(1) time and then never again