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Arlecchino: Lyney, not that I don't appreciate your efforts, but exactly where did the money for these come from?

Lyney: I did a thing.

Arlecchino: A thing?

Lyney: Best not talk about the thing.

Arlecchino: We'll talk about the thing later.

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Faruzan: You didn't see anything weird this morning, did you, Kaveh?

Kaveh: Yes. No. Maybe. I don't know.

Faruzan: Are you aware you just gave every possible response to that question?

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Chevreuse: Chiori, what are you doing?

Chiori: Knitting.

Chevreuse: Why are you knitting?

Chiori: My therapist told me to take up needlework for anger management. He suggested crochet, but I decided on knitting.

Chevreuse: Why?

Chiori: It gives me two weapons.

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Navia: I'm willing to do a lot of things.

Navia: But admitting to Clorinde that I'm cold after she told me to bring a jacket is not one of them.

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Mika: Aren't you going to ask me about my day?

Eula: So, how was your day, as if I care?

Mika: Try again!

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Amber: Today was a bad day. Tomorrow will be better.

Tomorrow: Listen—

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Durin: I'm gonna say the s-word.

Durin: Shit.

Scara: WHAT THE FUUUCK DON'T SAY THAT!

Albedo: STOP FUCKING SWEARING!

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Scara: With all due respect, have you lost your damn mind?!

Childe: That's with all due respect?

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Ajaw: What's wrong, Kinich? Getting tired?

Kinich: I don't get tired, I get results.

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Lyney [flicking through Freminet's phone]: I give up! It's just so out of place! Look at these: selfie, selfie, selfie...lobster pot?

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Alhaitham: We're being held captive, but we don't mind. Right, friends?

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Ayaka: Guuji Yae told me that instead of being sad, I should, "Go get it, girl." So, I'm going to get it.

Ayato: Get what?

Ayaka: Unclear. I'll get everything just to be safe.

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Xiao: I am offended. I am angry. I am very tired, so I'm going to take a nap, but when I wake up, oh you are in for it.

Xiao [four hours later]: First of all, how dare you?

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Istaroth: Why do I have to be the bad guy?

Venti: I don’t know. Why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

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"You're gonna get pitch-slapped so hard your boobs are gonna concave."

—Traveler, probably

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Lauma: You're still alive?

Flins: Do I look like the kind of person who dies?

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I am so sorry in advance for how passionate I feel about this because it’s truly not that serious but the Kinich mualani “have you tried chilling out” “not at all” thing needs to be the other way around. Mualani is canonically the “everyone in the world is just a friend I haven’t gotten to know yet!” surfer character and Kinich, who demanded he repay the debt of being allowed to go to school as an eight year old, has never been chill a single day in his life

hi! i appreciate you telling me this and it's truly accurate if you put it this way! when i first read the quote and started assigning characters, i thought more of it as mualani who can't keep her emotions within the confines of her body and tends to run head first into situations and then wings it later, as opposed to kinich who does a lot of tracking and observations before making a move. but then again I don't really have the full context of the original quote. thanks for this btw, it's a fresh perspective! kinich definitely has a rod up his ass with the way he wants everything to be tit for tat 😭