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I did not expect to wake up and the president of the USA would be following me, a German artist

(I live in the US but whatever -_-)

Well you know me, I love all the citizens of my country. No matter their backgrounds!

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I love finding old photos of when the kids and I were younger, Derek was such a sweetheart wasn’t he?

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HEY MOM :)

Hi Derek, thank you for showing me how this app works. I half the time don’t get how you kids use all this tech!

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I married your son!

I was… never made aware of this. @derek-danf0rth since when were you married?

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Oh, that’s… cute? Is that you as a dog?

CAN YOU BE MY MOM PLEASE????

Sorry but I believe that my plate is a bit too full at the moment to be a mom to someone else. You can think of me as one thought <3

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Oh lovely! I’ve never met him but I’ve heard so much about Mickey from Derek! Seems I was right when I saw all the youngings on here!

Here we go 😭😭

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CAN YOU BE MY MOM PLEASE????

Sorry but I believe that my plate is a bit too full at the moment to be a mom to someone else. You can think of me as one thought <3

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What’s the harm in a midday dirty martini or two?

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Such a polite young man, I appreciate the compliment. You’re quite kinder than the others of this generation I’ve seen.

the danforths keep multiplying it’s actually insane Σ(°ロ°) !!

Multiplying? Sweetie I’ve been here a lot longer than Derek and Darlene.

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the danforths keep multiplying it’s actually insane Σ(°ロ°) !!

Multiplying? Sweetie I’ve been here a lot longer than Derek and Darlene.

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Heard all the kids are now using this app..

Hello everyone, I’m Jessica Danforth, a bit hard to not know who I am but if not I am the president of the amazing country and of course the mother to my sweet boy Derek and my daughter Darlene.

I like:

Wine

This country 🇺🇸

My darling boy Derek <3

All of my loyal supporters and citizens

Playing cards

The best assistant ever, Wallace Westwyld

I dislike:

Rude for no reason people

Fake news and rumors being spread about me

That damn man I would call a ‘husband’

My competitors

Hope this’ll reach a young audience, hopefully my influence will spread. Ask me anything, for free, just play nice <3

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{I am not a minor, there will be nsfw topics here, I strongly suggest for minors to not interact}