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Shout out to mentally ill people who dropped out of school

- shout out to the kids who were “so bright” and ‘heading somewhere” and had to drop out because school was too much to handle along with mental illness

- shout out to the kids who struggled to get where they got before they dropped out

- shout out to the kids who tried and tried and tried and still couldn’t finish

you aren’t unintelligent because you dropped out of school, you aren’t a delinquent or a bad person because you dropped out of school, just because you did what you had to doesn’t make you a bad person

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no one can break the bond between a girl and a show from the 2000s that have 40 minute episodes and 20 episode seasons

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the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

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you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

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i hope moss (it/they/xe) who says its gender is mushrooms and asks people to use exclusively gender neutral language about them has a great day. i hope sarah from accounting who considers herself both a cisgender woman and nonbinary has a great day. i hope a therian with neopronouns and one thousand xenogenders has a great day. i hope a 40 year old librarian with a they/them pin has a great day. i hope intersex nonbinary people have a great day, no matter how they experience their gender, and despite everything they have to put up with. i hope transneutral people have a great day.

i hope all exorsexists have a miserable day, no matter what.

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Soup Day: a proposal for a TLT fandom holiday

Because Mean Girls wear pink on October 3rd. Star Wars celebrates May the 4th. Hitchhikers and Discworld fans don towels and lilacs (respectively) on May 25th.

Locked Tomb friends, we need a holiday.

I propose that 9/9 of every year is Soup Day. We celebrate, of course, by consuming soups. We share photos, recipes, and if you have a group of irl bone bitches, the soup itself.

If you can’t eat soup, put bread in a drawer. If you can’t eat bread, stare in anguish at a cup of lukewarm tea while contemplating the ways your God has disappointed you. Use your own moral judgment on whether you consume cow products on that day, as cows do exhibit mourning behavior.

Anyways that’s my plan for dinner on September 9th and you’re all invited! 🖤🖤🖤 I’m telling everyone nice and early so you can start hoarding bones. For stock, of course.

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shakespeare was ahead of his time

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I had a really vivid dream last night that tamsyn muir published a new short story, and in that story none of the characters were referred to by their actual names bc it was kind artsy and abstract, but the character that everyone was pretty sure was gideon nav was referred to exclusively as iphigenia.

I have been informed by my classics major gf that the implications of such a thing are extremely Fucked

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We see the aviators Gideon wears as anachronistically modern for this archaic world, and Harrow reacts to them accordingly, but we must not forget that they are an ancient artefact, pre-resurrection. For all we feel like they mess with her Ninth image they must actually strengthen it to the other houses. This Ninth cultist is wearing ten thousand year old glasses to block out the light. I dare you to think of something more Ninth than that.

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me when it’s dark and miserable pouring thundering rain outside

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Happy Pride Month!! have some modern griddlehark

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everything reminds me of her...

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Wizards (1977)

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never in my life have I seen anyone this down bad. this girl is writing shitty lesbian poetry while staring wistfully out the window hoping for a glimpse of Elphie and then crying herself to sleep. every night. she INVENTED sapphic yearning and I will not be taking questions at this time

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I'm in a toxic relationship with the mold in my carpet why won't it love me back