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so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

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discord is broken? tumblr is a cesspit? twitter is evil? join us on bleeble! talkr is free ^w^. all your friends are moving over to deadjournal. harassmeonline is open source and the devs only killed three people. nobodytalksforum has great moderators. poob's starting up an sms app. use poob. give poob your phone number. talk to me on poob. go to poob. dive into poob. poob has me for you. poob has me for you.

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Sometimes I feel bad for not updating my fanfiction but then I remember that I was stalked for 7 months, am being harassed by my ex, have a concert, fell down stairs twice, was in the ER for like 3 to 4 hours, and then I realize this must be how every cursed ao3 author feels. I also have roommates that suck. everyone give their evil fucked up wishes to Johnathan. He hits everything but the toilet when he pisses

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I just want to say that this cover has NOTHING to do with the issue it is for and J doesn't even appear in it so I find it hilarious that someone in DC said "Yeah. Yeah that's the cover we need." and went with it.

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mrmm bubdble gum...

if you (theoretically) bit off a piece of your own tongue and chewed it up what texture would it be

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favourite thing to do in class is say outloud random words that people do not know the meaning of. "alright you harlot" "get away from me you troglodyte" and someone said i talk like an evil divorced wizard

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it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

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OH THANK GOD CHAPTER 8 HAS BEEN WRITTEN!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61788742/chapters/168137530

I'm so glad I'm almost done with this fic just so I can work on my passion project, my Batman au that I'll probably be insane about soon.

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if you were in a life or death situation and had to eat either a microwave or a blender to save your life which would you pick and why

Microwave. there's less glass and sharp bits. Also I need a blender for The Juice.

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Fucking hate this shit. Em dash is my secret lover I make out with under the moonlight. I'm not ditching my beloved because some ai pocket rocket is dragging it's name through the dirt

"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH

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Joker needs to be more clown esq. Give that man some big ass shoes, a silly painted Volkswagen beetle. Just make him sillier dear god

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genuinely i must be the first ever person to post in r/mandelaeffect about something i believe happened and that everyone except 1 other person (who was also a child at the time) denies is true and have my post deleted only for it to be revealed that it wasnt for being off-topic, i was actually correct and everyone before was lying to me including an actual representative of Disney

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i’ve some how managed to turn an old gay man on pinterest into a jerma stan by complete accident what is happening