the-phantom-drifter

[the-phantom-drifter]

Whittled at all lately?

"I made a very poor replica of a hawk last week!"

[the-phantom-drifter]

Would you rather:

Take a bath everyday for the rest of your life (extra soap!)

Or...

Marry Ramsey, spend everyday with him and you're not allowed to kill or divorce him?

"..."

"I could always get someone else to kill him."

[the-phantom-drifter]

How's the Ferret army? Have you unleashed them upon the Rat-Man yet?

"Was planning on it. I'm training them to attack."

[the-phantom-drifter]

Hey Zora, I have a joke for you

Snow White is in a bar with her friends Tom Thumb and Quasimodo when she takes a mirror out of her purse.

"Watch this" she says, "Mirror Mirror out of my purse, who is the fairest of them all?"

"Why you, Snow White" Says the Mirror.

She gives it to Tom Thumb, who asks it "Mirror Mirror out of Snow White's purse, who os the SMALLEST of them all?"

"Why you, Tom Thumb."

Tom Thumb gives it to Quasimodo, who is embarrassed. "Well, I know what I want to ask, but I'm embarrassed... Would you mind if I took the Mirror outside and asked in private?"

"Of course!" Said Snow White. So he did.

A few minutes later, Quasimodo comes back looking confused.

He says "Who the hell is Ramsey Murdoch?"

"I don't know who half those folks are, but that's good."

[the-phantom-drifter]

Alas. The ask boxes are empty. (I somehow accidentally got rid of every God damn ask in the whole box which makes me really annoyed so uh I'm so sorry everyone who sent in asks that I never got to)

please go forth and mess around with the creatures

[the-phantom-drifter]

Yeah of course!! I'm not great at explaining stuff but I can surely try

(I don't see or crochet, like at all, been meaning to pick it up -ooc)

- @the-bite-of-87-lol

"Nice, thanks."

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I have a biggest question? If you lost your left arm what would you do? Live and hunting without your left arm or get a cybernetic left arm like Yoomtah have?

"I don't really know... Yoomy 'd probably convince me into getting one. She's good at that."

[the-phantom-drifter]

Well... do they?

"...I'm free on Sunday next week."

[the-phantom-drifter]

(Question) have you heard a country band named poor man's poison? Because my favourite is give and take.

"Hah, you can't live around here and NOT know what Poor Man's Poison is! I like Feed the Machine a lot."

[the-phantom-drifter]

Uhh, practice, lots of practice, and help of friends :D

- @the-bite-of-87-lol

"Impressive. Do ya think that you can teach me?"

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Opinions on your old anime campaign design? :3

"I look good. The way the scarf is positioned makes me feel mysterious."

[the-phantom-drifter]

Elaborate?? 😭 (On the fairness thing)

"I don't know- I just thought that maybe they could earn it if they fought well."

"But if Goldbricker didn't get up close with me and swipe that damn Amulet, I could've gotten away with it!"

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ZORAAAAA were you cooked when you came back without the amulet or was ur boss kinda chill about the whole thing?

Ps. Maybe JUST TAKE THE AMULET AND RUN NEXT TIME GIRL... 😞😞

"Oh, he was understandably PISSED when I first came back, but after learnin' it was cause of Goldbricker and Perc, he was more upset at them."

"I know I should've run! But it didn't feel fair at the time!"

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Falls flat on my face in front of you, holds up a hand made plushie of a lizard for you

- @the-bite-of-87-lol

"Holy... This is good. Where'd you learn to make this?"

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Hello zora i have a question? Do you afraid of darkness?

"I'm not afraid of the dark, I just don't like it too much. It's more annoying than scary."

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Zora salazar i have a important question. We all know you are a predator to everyone but have you ever worried that you have become a prey of a bigger and dangerous predator?

P.S wild west is awesome :)

"I haven't had to worry too much of becomin' the prey for a while. I don't think about it often, but... I do worry about it sometimes, yeah."

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How about some bread

"I'd say yeah. What kind?"