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fun writing tip: add in, random commas, to read things, like William Shatner

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“oh yeah my weekend was crazy”

my weekend:

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to those who wish to see breakdancing priest from my last reblog do not worry I've got you

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Perhaps I'm too tired to write right now

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one thing about me is I’m going to make weird noises about it

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Some hazy views of the Adirondacks.

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The little baby

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Camille Fourcade on Instagram

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carved walking cats

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Super weird to have innocuously added a silly personal anecdote to a post you didn't realize was super popular...

Only to have it cross your dash a week later and find out that like 12,000 people think you're lying.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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— requested by manbunjon

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Emlenton, Pennsylvania, USA

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is he rocking with the orthodox ita bag

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its no longer labor day you cant reblog the todaybor day post anymore

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The core appeal of Willy Wonka is that he's a nigh-omnipotent maniac who uses his near limitless powers over reality to trick shitty people into killing themselves. You can't make him the protagonist of a whimsical coming of age tale - you have to treat him like Jason Voorhees, or Dracula, or any other horror icon. Give him some new victims and new interesting kills and set him loose, that's all audiences want.