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let the man in your mouth also open his mouth kaiman

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POV: you are a cool-looking bug

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Vergil not knowing how to do small talk but rlly want to is what I live for.

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has this been done yet  uncle Dante out to protect his nephew

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tiktoks when u turn the sound off be like

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Fortune Teller: I see flames, and five- no- seven skeletons carrying your body away, as a murder of crows flies over your head.

Customer: Is that good?

Fortune Teller: No idea. But it looks- [mouth clicks twice] like, super badass.

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dante is kind of like joe camel’s humansona

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And here’s Dante for the Castlevania AU ⚔️ Prints will be available soon!

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POV: you’re a frozen lasagna in the oven 

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I need y’all to know that I’ve sold multiple copies of Death Stranding to mothers who are buying it because Norman Reedus and/or Mads Mikkelsen are “sexy as hell” but otherwise don’t play video games and are planning to steal the PlayStation from their husbands for a week, and I truly love and support every single one of them in the quest to live their best lives

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Why is this so funny to me

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If fear was a song

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