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[the-quasar-hero]

Well, that was a pretty good movie.

Might watch a movie

[the-quasar-hero]

CALL THIS MAN THE CHECKER’S MENU THE WAY HE GOT MEAN ASS COMBOS😫

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[the-quasar-hero]

I like that the wood splinter makes a knife sound

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[the-quasar-hero]

The fight choreographer for this movie did an excellent job. These are some brutal ass combos

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[the-quasar-hero]

Why am I getting ads in Chinese for $400 ginseng root? I don’t know much about ginseng, I will admit, but $400 seems like a lot of money for five pounds. Or maybe it’s a great deal, I really don’t know

[the-quasar-hero]

Finally, the two biggest guys in the movie fight. Big burly men, slapping meat

Might watch a movie

[the-quasar-hero]

That is NOT how bulletproof vests work but whatever.

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[the-quasar-hero]

Why are all these guys carrying machetes?

Might watch a movie

[the-quasar-hero]

These cops fucking suck bro

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[the-quasar-hero]

I can tell these cops aren’t American because they don’t instantly empty a clip into every Black guy they see, regardless of whether or not he’s aiming a loaded assault rifle at them

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[the-quasar-hero]

DAMN! I WAS WRONG!

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[the-quasar-hero]

Why are there only like 12 cops for the whole city of Marseilles? A cold or flu hits their department and it’s a wrap for them.

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[the-quasar-hero]

I can’t take this gang leader guy seriously, he looks like Drake and DJ Khaled at the same time

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[the-quasar-hero]

White boy with long hair, an undercut, and a chain with his very Black girlfriend prolly got him feeling like he’s Him.

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[the-quasar-hero]

For once, the police showing up turns out to be a good thing

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[the-quasar-hero]

actually we should start headcanoning female characters as being terrible with children

[the-quasar-hero]

it is a Mystery 🐦