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Shells | Part 35 (shelliott stardew fic)

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just fyi, the song i picked here literally birthed that whole scene in my mind when I first heard it 😭

thank you @mongoosingisme for the proofreading!

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fun shark fact

trans people are cool

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I mean, petting chickens brings him joy

Shells | Part 32 (shelliott stardew fic)

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let's crack that shell open, shall we?

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Shells | Part 28 (shelliott stardew fic)

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ok let's get burning guys

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Shells | Part 27 (shelliott stardew fic)

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let's never underestimate emily

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...why is that actually hot?

Baby girl emaculate as always

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Autistic person here: You can be autistic and be a dick on purpose, I'd know because I've met several autistic people who were dicks

Hot take:

Demetrius isn’t a bad husband/father he’s just autistic and comes off as a dick sometimes

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NEED a 60k word epic of a fanfiction about Pierre having a messy, illicit affair with Morris, that also has tons of drama about Pierre and Caroline’s marriage falling apart. Angst with a bittersweet ending, or maybe even straight up an unhappy ending.

Idk I just need it

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i didn't really care about having a nice farm layout until i married elliott... now i'm like "no my wife deserves a farm as pretty as he is" so now im prepared to grind to get the materials and make the farm perfect for him

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Shells | Part 21 (shelliott stardew fic)

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so happy to be back!

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Should beans be illegal?

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Top 10 Tragic Anime Deaths

*weak, broken shell thrusts towards the light* sneh heh.. snooks like.. i've snoah'd my last snama... snank you, sneveryone. snoodbye. snummina snummina snummima

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Sally using a bottle of WD40 to pull a legendary sword out of it's stone

somebody please help her she's very confused and frightened

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Shane loves Kirby games and lore. Jaz likes Kirby because he’s cute. Marnie has no idea who Kirby is and once tried to make a Kirby cake, but it turned out Cursed looking (Jaz still loved it, and Shane took so many pictures of the cake)

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i love projecting and what not onto the characters

like sure I'll give my gut wrenching period cramps to morris

why should i suffer when they exist?-

-⏳ anon

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Thinking of making a profile dedicated to the random crap I occasionally draw