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the part that scares me most about the supernatural fandom is when they need a certain gif to add to a post they know exactly where to find it or know exactly what episode of any of the nine whole seasons to make one

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do y'all think the parallel mouse America is like also dealing with resurgent mouse fascism or have they been doing better

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So do all the popes share a Steam account or does the new one have to buy his own copy of undertale?

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update: my prank failed miserably 😞 someone already found it and moved it aside 😞

my mother and father bought a mask of one of the band members from kiss to freak me and my sister out with (it is pretty off-putting)

anyways, it’s 1 am, and i’ve just left the mask in front of their bedroom door like some sort of depraved offering

will update when they find it

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my mother and father bought a mask of one of the band members from kiss to freak me and my sister out with (it is pretty off-putting)

anyways, it’s 1 am, and i’ve just left the mask in front of their bedroom door like some sort of depraved offering

will update when they find it

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I love when paranormal investigators appeal to their long experience for credibility. I've been playing pretend for seventeen years, and let me tell you in that time I've imagined some shit you wouldn't believe.

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gradient of post theft

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This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds���but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

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Bats Fact #27

Whole Apple

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i’ve managed to block people on a side blog on mobile by switching to that blog on the blog tabs before blocking the person

Please for the love of God let me block people on a side blog from the mobile app, there are bootlicker in my comments who shouldn't be there!!

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i never fit in because im 102 year old italian grandomther

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🔁lovefändel🎸follow

🔁rightintomyheart 💗🎼

How much of this shit do I have to learn from tumblr dot com what do you MEAN Love Händel is just??? Coming back?

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Op casually leaving out that the entire thing has been organized by Lindana’s children

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HUH?

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Just to clarify you mean like. THE Lindana. As in the pop star from the 80s.

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I do! Bobbi (who has been running a hair salon since the band’s breakup) updated the website saying he’ll be out for a reunion concert. And that he was convinced after speaking with two kids—Phineas and Ferb Flynn-Fletcher, who want them to come back to perform at their mother, Linda’s anniversary.

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Ohhh so nepotism 🙄

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No, not nepotism. You guys don’t get to hate on these kids, they’re super cool. They came into my shop & asked me to perform for their parents. They made no mention of their mom being Lindana. We’re literally prepping for the concert right now and I just learned this from tumblr. Had to fact check it with Bobbi. Point is, at no point did they try to leverage their mom’s fame. They genuinely just wanted to do something sweet for their parents. I doubt they even thought to try and use their mother’s status. They simply explained how passionate their parents were about the band.

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DANNY?

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Ok so tonight we have learned:

Love Handel is coming back

Lindana’s children asked them to come back

Lindana’s kids apparently don’t even realize the implications of their mom having previously been famous

Danny of Love Handël uses tumblr

Danny ALSO is getting his news from tumblr

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#also I did some digging #and like #her kids also wrote gitchee gitchee goo??!! #but then just #never did music again #and again did Not mention their mom

HELLO??

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yall hear abt the orb that fell from the sky in columbia?

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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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Would you rather have a Phineas and Ferb summer or a Gravity Falls summer?

would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day