the-real-chipotle
the-real-chipotle
Chipotle Mexican Grill
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the-real-chipotle · 2 months ago
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Cannot believe he fucked a couch and killed a pope
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the-real-chipotle · 2 months ago
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can i uhhhh take a bite
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Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.
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the-real-chipotle · 5 months ago
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i’ve been working food service for years and it’s slowly breaking my body
thankfully i’m paid an actual living wage for the work i do but just barely cause i live in one of the most expensive cities in the country.
but i can no longer go out on weekend and can barely get out of bed to do laundry.
yea i’m mad
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the-real-chipotle · 5 months ago
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the-real-chipotle · 5 months ago
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the-real-chipotle · 5 months ago
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I think the biggest reason no Gen Z gave a fuck when Brian Thompson was put down in the street like a dog is obviously yes that he kinda had it coming being partially responsible for the continued state of healthcare in America, but also I think a huge part of the apathy is because we spent our entire upbringing having shooting drills at school every other week to the point we are entirely desensitized to gun violence in general.
"waahhh he had a wife and family" so did most of the people his company killed, idgaf, send them a bill to reimburse taxpayers for the manhunt and move on
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the-real-chipotle · 5 months ago
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chipotle says go after the ceos
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the-real-chipotle · 1 year ago
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Are you intersex?
It would be a great help if you were to take this 14 question survey about the sorts of terminology you prefer!
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This survey will be posted in other locations and intersex forums, feel free to spread it yourselves, I am looking for 385 responses, from a wide array of intersex people from different backgrounds. I intend to use the results of this survey in an informational website I am working on with the help of other intersex folk! If you are not intersex, you can help out by reblogging!
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the-real-chipotle · 1 year ago
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it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.
i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.
so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”
And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”
I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”
And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware
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the-real-chipotle · 1 year ago
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the-real-chipotle · 1 year ago
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Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.
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REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.
We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.
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the-real-chipotle · 1 year ago
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come on corpos
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the-real-chipotle · 1 year ago
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Considering the recent targeted terminations against blogs run by transfems in the last couple of days (angel-athetos, fungalfaggot, coyote-roadkill, hound-mother, corpse-of-omelas-ageplayer and my previous blog, zebrabyopn3), some close friends and myself worked on a google form where users can make submissions for their terminated blogs. Too many of us have lost our blogs and everything in them, yet there's no existing record of blogs that have been terminated, so we want to change that. If you're not a transfem you can also answer, as we want data about all deleted blogs in general, like: the name of the banned blog, date of termination, and if there was a reason given or warning for the deletion (or not)
The form consists of 8 questions and takes around 3-5 minutes to answer. We'd appreciate sharing this with anyone that has been unfairly terminated, so we can create a record, so those blogs and their names can be remembered
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the-real-chipotle · 1 year ago
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active supporter of shitting on company time
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the-real-chipotle · 1 year ago
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happy pride
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the-real-chipotle · 1 year ago
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This Pride month I think we should all Not Go to the corporate sponsored pride events, ESPECIALLY if those corporations are part of an ongoing boycott to support Palestinians!!
Basically if you're going to Pride make sure you're not breaking a boycott. PRIDE IS A PROTEST
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the-real-chipotle · 1 year ago
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i am for some reason getting a ton of fake job offers in my feed so just a reminder if they’re using tags that have nothing to do with the actual post such as #pride or #funny it’s spam and you can report it as such!
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