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*pat pats ur head* ;3

😊😊😊😊

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Can I have your mom's number?

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Elliot.

Elliot Jenkins Miller.

How dare you.

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I just learned that there is a horned viper species that has a specialized tail that lures in birds by looking like a spider crawling. Spider tail horned viper

That's its tail.

😮

Snek

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There's at least three things I'm grateful for in having my small size and being mistaken for a child. Trick or treating, getting free zoo passes, and hiding in tight places to scare the shut out of the tall people for the lols. ( The first two actually happened to me)

Being short has its perks

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how do Ace and the other freshmen feel about ur cats?

they didn’t scratching any of them have they?

Alex once called Calcifer a thief when Calc tried to steal his snack once.

That's about most of the complaints though since the cats stay in me and Ace's room.

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Do either of the cats kick the wall for no reason? I’ve seen some cats do that

No, they've been reserving their bunny-kicks for their toys.

They have, however, Taco once rolled into the wall after trying (and failing) to pounce on Calcifer.

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Deuce mom!

....are you asking me to put my mom on the phone or did I just get called mom?

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Duke of Cauldren!

You re busted!

What'd I do?

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wake up

*presses the snooze button on the alarm clock, Calcifer and Taco curled up beside him.*

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I learned that I'm the same height as Epel

Aww, adorably short

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🌀

🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀

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I.. Have traveled.. hold on.. let me catch my breath..

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I have traveled for days and haven't stopped running for days.. so I'm out of breath.. but happy birthday! I ran so fast but I was still late :(

Heres a lot of things. Uhh we've got a little chicken plushie, a roll of duct tape for when Ace won't stop yapping, a watch that tells you that you're an honor student, a sign to go on your bed that says "honor student sleeps here", and a lot of small little goodies like stickers and candies. Enjoy :3

Thank you so much!

(I thought I answered this already 😭 I'm so sorry it took so long!)

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DEUCE!!! HAPPY WOMB EJECTION ANNIVERSARY 🔥🔥🔥

Anything you want me to get? Since I'm such a nice uh- nice upperclassman and all-!

Thanks, Layla!

I don't believe I need anything, thank you

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*has left a carefully put together stack of eggs for you (late birthday because was busy collecting eggs)*

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Aww, thank you

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*cuts a piece and gives it to zem*

*there's a cake and a child's drawing to go with it with horrid child writing in crayon that says "habbeee birfday!"*

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Thank you, Mystery. Would you like some of the cake?

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*there's a cake and a child's drawing to go with it with horrid child writing in crayon that says "habbeee birfday!"*

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Thank you, Mystery. Would you like some of the cake?

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Happy birthday, Deuce!

Thank you!