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Louis Wain (English,1860-1939)

A romantic gesture

watercolour and bodycolour

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every “little trip” to the store is like $30. At the very least.

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shoutout to the guy I saw downtown in an "I 💖 small titties" shirt who looked at my tits

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Glep is a traditional yaoi artist

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me in the group chat: hey. bad news guys

gc: oh no. you did it again didn't you

me: yeah. i got lost in the beauty of a gif of a dragon from the early 2000s again. sorry

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new sticker designs :p

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women want me because i can do a highly accurate mario falling off a cliff scream irl

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women want me for my beady eyes and fish scales

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& that's it. nothing else

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they would find each other in any universe

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something something nature no i don't associate this song w them. just this specific lyric inspired by pieces from kanrix, khanumshahrzad, & my old flipnote art

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my biologically 22 year old transgender daughter, turning deep red and trying not to pop a blood vessel: H...HAAAAAAAA......RRRAAAAAAAGHHH!!!!

me, periodically glancing back over my shoulder while doing 110 down the I-95: Come on sweetheart, focus! Kids 6 and under eat free at this place and I know you can age regress 2 more years

the angel chained up in the passenger seat browsing the menu on his phone with his free hand: do u guys think these are like actual buttermilk pancakes or is it just a marketing term

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OUT OF THE KILN!!!

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Strange, the way it felt like home–to wander through the dark, alone.

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i’m actually only one of the three kids in my trench coat, so it’s kind of fucked up of you to say i’m “three kids in a trenchcoat” when i’m a person of my own you know ?