the-real-life-ackerman
the-real-life-ackerman
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Ask and headcannons from a person with too muct time on their hands. Maybe one day I'll post some art or fanfiction here, who knows. Also no ships. (the-average-artist made my profile picture.) 👍✨
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the-real-life-ackerman · 2 years ago
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Accurate.
Kenny: I can't be some kid's dad..
Levi: *Adopting a bunch of kids given to him by the military* I smell Bitch.
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the-real-life-ackerman · 2 years ago
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Levi Ackerman head-cannons: Gamer Edition
Plays first person shooters to help relieve stress sometimes it helps though but sometimes it only fuels his frustration. He typically is calm while playing though on occasion on particularly bad days he will rage calmly on even rarer occasion he will toss his controller aside. He takes breaks after that.
He avoids party chats or talking to any strangers in lobbies. He finds many people in the circle of gaming frustrating
He'll play minecraft he probably put a few wholes in your house and definitely replanted your crops somewhere random for the hell of it. he'll leave people's really serious builds alone though. He's not a monster.
He probably likes puzzle games alot
(Might add more later)
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the-real-life-ackerman · 2 years ago
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AOT Modern Swimsuit and beach head-cannons
Eren wears the printed swimtrunks featuring red black and palm trees. He challenges Armin and Mikasa to a race to see who can get to the water first.
Mikasa wore a basic one piece it was cheap, comfortable, and would do its job. Mikasa won the race. She calmly sits at the edge of the water after and watches her friends splash around. She joins in after a bit even.
Armin got a blue pair of swimtrunks with dark blue ocean waves he has a white tee on he felt self conscious without it. He's the most excited for this trip out of the trio. He later searches for seashells.
Jean is another swimtrunks guy, though his is one of the longer pairs. he's got a little seashell necklace he for some reason thought it would impress Mikasa. He splashes around with a water war with Connie and Sasha before sulking on the beach because he fell on his ass and Eren Sasha and Connie laughed at him.
Sasha has a black bikini with a black tee tied up the original top, which made her uncomfortable initially. She's racing and goofing around with Connie most of the time. She also ate most of their snacks.
Connie is another tee shirt swimtrunks combo. His trunks are brightly colored with lots of patterns, and his tee is a graphic tee with a Ramon cup with ocean waves crashing into it . He's been having fun hurrassing Jean and racing around with Sasha.
Ymir has on of those sports tanks and women's swim shorts. She spends her time teasing Historia and giving her hugs.
Historia is wearing a ruffled pink swimsuit. She just wants to build a sand castle and ear icecream.
Hange wears one of those full body wet suits they're snorcling the whole time and get excited every time they see a new creature.
Erwin is wearing red swimtrunks with a white draw string. He's sitting with Levi, who absolutely doesn't want to be there.
Levi has green trunks on with white tee and his sneakers. He's sitting under an umbrella watching everyone. He complains about how annoying the sand is frequently, but he is content otherwise, knowing his friends are having a good timeice cream.
Annie has a cream colored tee and grey swim shorts she's sitting on the beach reading the beach isn't her thing really either.
Berthold is wearing black swimtrunks he is helping Historia build her sand castle he was building his own but Ymir destroyed it no one knows if it was an accident or not they assume it wasn't though.
Rinner is wearing a pair of red short swimtrunks he had a speedo originally he thought he had the confidence for it he didn't so he had to change before he even got there. He's having fun splashing with the others.
Pyxis wore a speedo he wasn't invited he just showed up. He brought alcohol he's having a good time.
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the-real-life-ackerman · 2 years ago
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I've been thinking alot recently about AOT and my thoughts about it. I've been watching the Fandom from the sidelines for a decade now. It is time I finally share my thoughts with the viod. I hope the void is ready.
I've watched followed this series for 8 years, which it's so weird to think that's like most of its lifetime. I remember how I felt quietly theorizing to myself about it because I was worried about people thinking I was crazy but I think I might finally be over that and while there may not be. Much left to theorize over, I'm excited to share my head-cannons. Mostly Levi stuff. I'm really attached to his character, but I'll talk about others too. I'm excited to share my ideas though finally. I've posted one set already. I just gotta decide the next that's probably the hardest part for me lol. Wish me luck I guess.
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the-real-life-ackerman · 2 years ago
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Levi downtime head-cannons (if he even has the time)
He likes to read and he'll read most anything though I think he favors reading about things he himself doesn't often deal with as a form of escapism. Romance novels he keeps secret. No-one must know of the secret soft side also he might get slightly embarrassed. Hange probably teases him about this sometimes.
Gardening things he can specifically turn into tea. Tea is one of his favorite things. He hates the dirt part about it but that's what showers are for.
Making tea by hand. It's something to do with his hands picking the stems off for hours, rinsing the leaves, then boiling them. Typically he only makes pre-made tea but when he has the time to hand make it there's a sense of pride and the process is surprisingly peaceful.
Star Gazing. It reminds him of those close to him that's he's lost. It's a habit he begun with Isabel and Furlan but he continued it using it as a time to process and think about things, sometimes he'll bring out Hange or Erwin maybe both and watches the stars with them wanting nothing more than to enjoy their company.
Long walks he finds they help clear his mind when he's overly stressed he goes wherever feels right that day he tends to avoid anywhere where the crowds might be.
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the-real-life-ackerman · 2 years ago
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Ok imma be active for real this time I swear
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the-real-life-ackerman · 3 years ago
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the-real-life-ackerman · 3 years ago
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★ LEVI ACKERMAN | THE STRONGEST SOLDIER ★
↳ Birthday gift to my beautiful sweetie Eva @hokusu​ ( ◍>◡<◍) ╯❤❤❤
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the-real-life-ackerman · 3 years ago
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★ LEVI ACKERMAN | LET THE STRONGEST SLEEP ★
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the-real-life-ackerman · 4 years ago
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TVアニメーション 進撃の巨人 原画集
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the-real-life-ackerman · 4 years ago
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Levi Ackerman ⚔️ "Humanity's Strongest Soldier" [insp]
Happy belated Birthday, Camy! @ackersoul ❤
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the-real-life-ackerman · 5 years ago
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“I’m the type of person who likes to save the best part of my meals for last. Because that way, I can really savor the taste.”
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the-real-life-ackerman · 5 years ago
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✦ levi ackerman ✦
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the-real-life-ackerman · 5 years ago
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Ch. 39 // Ch.65
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Ch. 39 // Ch.65
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the-real-life-ackerman · 5 years ago
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Shingeki no Kyojin meme → Gif everything Levi
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the-real-life-ackerman · 5 years ago
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Levi says
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