the-real-list-of-ominous-threats
the-real-list-of-ominous-threats
A List Of Ominous Threats™
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Non-copyrighted unusual threats for personal or commercial use. Part-time wizard. Sister blog to @a-list-of-moods. TERFs, racists, and 'thinspo' blogs can fuck off or risk having all my threats befall them. TW: unreality elements in literally every post on this blog and occasional descriptions of deeply unrealistic violence. Pro-Palestine but antisemites don't even fucking come near this blog.
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I’ll sew your shadow to the nursery wall, then Ill tell the mirrors your name, and then the moon will feed you to the wallpaper, then I’ll trap your soul in a teacup and sip it every Sunday like a cordial tea.
Catherynne M Valente ass threat (does anyone else remember the Fairyland books? They were SO good and not at all what you think when you just see the word 'fairyland')
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I’ll make someone you don’t know accuse you of harassing them when you’ve literally interacted with them exactly once in a short and completely civil conversation consisting of three sentences on the basis of a completely innocuous post you made that didn’t mention or reference them once and that had absolutely nothing to do with them.
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GOOD
I WILL make you a liquid.
- @is-it-a-liquid
does the liquid get to be green like in the text or is it normal old boring red human soup colored with blood
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It’s eternity in there
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Hehehehe >:)
Sometimes the respawn machine doesn't work quite right. Do you get...nightmares? Feel like someone's watching you?
You will. ;)
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Sometimes the respawn machine doesn't work quite right. Do you get...nightmares? Feel like someone's watching you?
You will. ;)
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I WILL make you a liquid.
- @is-it-a-liquid
does the liquid get to be green like in the text or is it normal old boring red human soup colored with blood
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greg
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Me and my friends @iamanactualmeme and @battyhive
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Father-son bonding time
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(Medic is here too)
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Huh? What was that? Did anyone else see that? It has a license plate but I couldn’t make it out on account of I can’t read
I’m gonna make u forget how to read
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I will make someone threaten you with your own future job, suggesting that it's joyless and miserable when it's what you've wanted to do literally forever and you can envision no other path for yourself
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Those who study fish are icthyologists
Source: former icthyologist (unfortunately)
I don't think this is a threat, just a fact? (I took icthyology as a class and actually really liked it)
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Oh yeah. Dashcon 2 was a couple days ago. Welcome back, 2014.
Woe upon thee! You’ve heard about the onceler, but what about the Twiceler? The Thriceler, even? Quadsler! Quintsler! And the legendary, never caught on camera Sexler
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Woe upon thee! You’ve heard about the onceler, but what about the Twiceler? The Thriceler, even? Quadsler! Quintsler! And the legendary, never caught on camera Sexler
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Im gonna make you be a woman in voice chat in any major online shooter game
I play marvel rivals already this is a curse I have held in my hands
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Woe upon thee! You’ve heard about the onceler, but what about the Twiceler? The Thriceler, even? Quadsler! Quintsler! And the legendary, never caught on camera Sexler
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I'm gonna make you go on youtube and see comments going 'I was born in 2013 and...' so you feel super old
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