Non-copyrighted unusual threats for personal or commercial use. Part-time wizard. Sister blog to @a-list-of-moods. TERFs, racists, and 'thinspo' blogs can fuck off or risk having all my threats befall them. TW: unreality elements in literally every post on this blog and occasional descriptions of deeply unrealistic violence. Pro-Palestine but antisemites don't even fucking come near this blog.
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I’m gonna tell Rod Serling about you and he’s gonna put you in a situation
Sometimes, a person gets put into a situation...leading to entering... the Twilight Zone.
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I hope your favorite animated movie gets a terrible live action remake
that already happened to me. fuck u lilo and stitch bad live action remake. the only way this could get worse is if they did that to atlantis or treasure planet
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Hey guys my Spotify got hacked and it uses my Gmail as does this so if any weird (nonthreat and not TAGGED as not a a threat, especially if they ask for money and DOUBLE especially if it’s in Spanish since the hackers only listened to Latin music) posts get made, it’s probably not me
Remember: my Spanish isn’t good. It’s high school level plus a few years of forgetting. If I’m suddenly fluent, it’s not me.
Share this to anyone you know who follows me. If the hackers got this account, they can probably delete this post without my knowledge.
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Miku miku aerial strike!!!
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I’m permanently exiling you from orc city. Or to orc city. I can’t tell if orc city is supposed to be good or not and nobody will tell me.
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I'm going to say 'I like your shoelaces' to you in public so you have to grapple with whether you will complete the ancient phrase or not
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I'll make you think 'loser' and 'fatty' are the most cutting insults ever designed
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I’ll sew your shadow to the nursery wall, then Ill tell the mirrors your name, and then the moon will feed you to the wallpaper, then I’ll trap your soul in a teacup and sip it every Sunday like a cordial tea.
Catherynne M Valente ass threat (does anyone else remember the Fairyland books? They were SO good and not at all what you think when you just see the word 'fairyland')
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I’ll make someone you don’t know accuse you of harassing them when you’ve literally interacted with them exactly once in a short and completely civil conversation consisting of three sentences on the basis of a completely innocuous post you made that didn’t mention or reference them once and that had absolutely nothing to do with them.
#SO weird#I feel bad blocking them because like I don’t want this person to think I was being cruel on purpose#but I literally don’t understand how they came to the conclusion that I was harassing them#the post I think they were referring to was just me saying ‘children deserve good media’#it didn’t mention them or reference them even a little bit#I don’t know this person or their issues and they accused me of making fun of their issues. which I don’t even know about#like what???#I don’t want them thinking I’m purposefully being nasty or mean to them but like. I just don’t understand.#so I had to block them because like. unfounded and random accusations like that are upsetting#but I don’t want them thinking I’ve blocked them to actually harass them!! I’m sure this is a misunderstanding!#but I’m not even sure how a misunderstanding like that would happen
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GOOD
I WILL make you a liquid.
- @is-it-a-liquid
does the liquid get to be green like in the text or is it normal old boring red human soup colored with blood
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It’s eternity in there
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Hehehehe >:)
Sometimes the respawn machine doesn't work quite right. Do you get...nightmares? Feel like someone's watching you?
You will. ;)
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Sometimes the respawn machine doesn't work quite right. Do you get...nightmares? Feel like someone's watching you?
You will. ;)
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I WILL make you a liquid.
- @is-it-a-liquid
does the liquid get to be green like in the text or is it normal old boring red human soup colored with blood
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Me and my friends @iamanactualmeme and @battyhive

Father-son bonding time

(Medic is here too)
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Huh? What was that? Did anyone else see that? It has a license plate but I couldn’t make it out on account of I can’t read
I’m gonna make u forget how to read
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