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“that doesnt mean i wouldn’t blow you”

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@the-real-kevin-day I agree

I think Kevin day would benefit from medical marijuana

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Nicky shows the Foxes all the edits ppl are making of Andrew playing exy to the “It’s cuffing season / I wanna big boy” sound on tiktok:

Neil: What’s cuffing season?

Renee: When ppl date during fall/winter to have someone to cozy up to.

Dan: They’re saying they wanna cuff up your big beefy man, Josten.

Neil: That doesn’t work for Andrew at all tho.

Nicky: Why not? Is he all “cuffed out” after being in juvie or somethin?

Andrew: No. Neil wears the cuffs.

Allison: Hah! I was right, pay up, suckers!

Matt: I wasn’t stupid enough to take you up on that bet.

Dan: Yeah yeah, congrats on knowing your old roommates’ k!nks. Do you want a sticker, Boyd?

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are u alive queen

Yesssss just busy

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

nicky: it’s not minecraft *grabs erik’s hand* it’s ourcraft

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👀

Why you got so many homoerotic “platonic” relationships dude??? Andrew, Neil, Jeremy, Jean, Aaron.. I’m sure there’s more

Cause I'm so irresistible, they just can't help themselves

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Opinion on Conan Gray? (There's a right and wrong answer here)

Uhhhh I don't listen to him idk 😓

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What

yall ever think kevin and aaron have explored each others bodies

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I SPIT OUT MY DRINK OMG LMAO

Why didn't your brother go to US Court?

he did, just not the exy version

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your stupid cat ripped a hole in my quilt and I'm cold

lol

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I don't think that makes it any better 😭😭😭

fuck marry kill the cousins (andrew, aaron, nicky)

Fuck and marry Andrew

Kill Aaron

:)

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aaron pulling up to eden’s twilight with the rest of the monsters like “fuck outta my way when you see me, i’m rolling with the LGBT”

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WHAT

I take a break from social media for a bit and come back to Kevin plotting to steal my husband 😭😭

fuck marry kill

andrew

neil

nicky

Kill all of them, get closer to Eric whilst he's grieving nicky, fuck and marry eric- or the other way around if he's traditional like that

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Why am I always forgotten 😞😣😭

fuck marry kill the cousins (andrew, aaron, nicky)

Fuck and marry Andrew

Kill Aaron

:)

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Holy shit thank you for the good idea

OMG guys I have a head cannon that Nicky teaches Kaitlyn how to say things in German to Aaron but it's most definitely not what she wants to say😭

Aaron after cooking his girlfriend of 5 years dinner getting ready to settle down and eat with her, when when he pauses and his beautiful precious girlfriend looks him dead in the eye with such a sweet smile and says "Ich werde dich schwanger machen." and in such an innocent voice to the point where he's Frozen in horror.

Nicky who is now on the floor wheezing in the background, who said that was how to say "thank you my love" in German.

Translate:

Ich werde dich schwanger machen-

[going to get you pregnant]

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Thank you renee :)))

i hope jeremy gets to do cocaine at least once

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:(

i hope jeremy gets to do cocaine at least once