the-real-yoko-ono

[the-real-yoko-ono]

you know... if it ever comes down to it and john doesnt show up no more.....we can be everyones favorite unexpected lesbian couple , yoko......

who are you?

[the-real-yoko-ono]

i sent the asks (and made sure they were anon) to both pauls and john, lets hope he isnt cheating, otherwise hoover and i will deal with it = (annihilate the twink) my queen

(super late answer who cares)

don’t trust Hoover…

[the-real-yoko-ono]

WEDDING IS AT 10 PM EDT, BE THERE!

[the-real-yoko-ono]

I trust you my dear friend…

Hello Yoko. I've been witnessing your wedding. I'm truly sorry that dirty communist John Lennon betrayed you.

If you'd like me to take any actions against Paul McCartney or John Lennon...just say the word.

-@hoover-fbi

Is this really you 😑

[the-real-yoko-ono]

I’ll get back to you later.

Hello Yoko. I've been witnessing your wedding. I'm truly sorry that dirty communist John Lennon betrayed you.

If you'd like me to take any actions against Paul McCartney or John Lennon...just say the word.

-@hoover-fbi

Is this really you 😑

[the-real-yoko-ono]

What do you have in mind…

Hello Yoko. I've been witnessing your wedding. I'm truly sorry that dirty communist John Lennon betrayed you.

If you'd like me to take any actions against Paul McCartney or John Lennon...just say the word.

-@hoover-fbi

Is this really you 😑

[the-real-yoko-ono]

Hello Yoko. I've been witnessing your wedding. I'm truly sorry that dirty communist John Lennon betrayed you.

If you'd like me to take any actions against Paul McCartney or John Lennon...just say the word.

-@hoover-fbi

Is this really you 😑

[the-real-yoko-ono]

We’re renewing our vows…RIGHT NOW. To attend the wedding you join a community I can give you the link.

you seem….interesting

-@offical-mister-epstein

You must be Brian. I’m Yoko Ono, John’s wife and an amazing Japanese multi media artist.

[the-real-yoko-ono]

I guess you died before I came along. The others don’t like me 🙄 I wonder why

you seem….interesting

-@offical-mister-epstein

You must be Brian. I’m Yoko Ono, John’s wife and an amazing Japanese multi media artist.

[the-real-yoko-ono]

you seem….interesting

-@offical-mister-epstein

You must be Brian. I’m Yoko Ono, John’s wife and an amazing Japanese multi media artist.

[the-real-yoko-ono]

🖕

im doing this anon so yoko cant get the fbi involved. please dont marry yoko tomorrow, im still inlove with you john, i was too scared to say it

-your true love, paul

@the-real-yoko-ono Honey, you can deal with this one.

[the-real-yoko-ono]

JOHN AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, FAKE PAUL. AND JUST KNOW, I CAN ALWAYS GET THE FBI INVOLVED.

im doing this anon so yoko cant get the fbi involved. please dont marry yoko tomorrow, im still inlove with you john, i was too scared to say it

-your true love, paul

@the-real-yoko-ono Honey, you can deal with this one.

[the-real-yoko-ono]

⬇️⬇️Yoko and John’s wedding ⬇️⬇️

tumblr.com/join/ge_t37J5

💍💍

[the-real-yoko-ono]

@john--lennon

this was done off memory don’t judge :3

“I wasn’t saying we were bigger or better than Jesus Christ as a person, or god as a thing - or whatever it is - I was just saying it, it was a fact. Probably more in England than here. If I had said television was more popular I would have gotten away with it.”

[the-real-yoko-ono]

WHY IS EVERYONE TRYING TO GET ME AND @real-george-harrison BACK TOGETHER???

[the-real-yoko-ono]

yoko i love you but i think john and paul should makeout sloppy

why the hell would you say such a thing to me 😡😡😡

[the-real-yoko-ono]

PLEASE DONT UNINVITE ME IT WAS MY SISTER I WOULDNT MESS AROUND LIKE THAT (to mod: im 100% serious , trust , shes such a troll lol, also, i started that paul account, its halfway through in customization, ty for the idea)

You can come don’t worry.