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when you gonna stop seeing plays with the gays and come see thespians with some lesbians

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Brillow but species/aesthetic swapped🩷🖤

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in draco’s car. straight up “sporking it.” and by “it”, well, haha. let’s justr say. my heroin cabaret

out of all the nonsensical descriptions in My Immortal I think my favorite has to be “[Draco] took out a heroin cabaret and spiked it, and gave it to me to spork” (ch25) because it opens up so many questions. like

what is a heroin cabaret

how do you spike it

how do you “spork” it??

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out of all the nonsensical descriptions in My Immortal I think my favorite has to be “[Draco] took out a heroin cabaret and spiked it, and gave it to me to spork” (ch25) because it opens up so many questions. like

what is a heroin cabaret

how do you spike it

how do you “spork” it??

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GODDAMN IT i didn’t know joel madden was a pedo now i gotta change willow’s last name 😔

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Okay so you know how in My Immortal, Willow is expelled (and killed?) and then shows up again in the next chapter perfectly fine?

Well, here’s what I think happened. Because at this point I don’t know if I’m ever gonna write that fic, and I need to get this particular headcanon out into the world somehow.

(tw for a very quick SH mention because, y’know, My Immortal)

When explaining to Enoby, B’loody Mary tells her that “[Willow] failed al her klasses and she skepped math” (ch16). That part’s true.

The reason she was skipping/failing all her classes was so she could hang out with Britney in secret. She had to do this because Enoby had her booked to hang out with her pretty much all the time outside of class, and also she’s Willow’s roommate so it would be pretty suspicious if she was gone during the night (day? Whenever classes aren’t) without Enoby knowing where she was. She usually only attends the classes she has with Enoby.

Also, how did she die? Well, she didn’t. B’loody Mary certainly didn’t kill her. But the reason she said that was because Willow and Enoby had begun fighting, as Willow realized she was not a great friend, and B’loody Mary was too scared of Enoby to take Willow’s side in front of her. The story actually kind of alludes to B’loody Mary being scared of Enoby, when she tells her she’s not going to Hot Topic and Enoby starts to go off on her, and she’s VERY quick to defend herself “'WHAT?" my head spuin. I could not believe it. "B'Loody Mary are u a PREP?" "NOOOO!NOOOO!" She laughed.” (ch16)

So, she told her she “killed” Willow (and added a few… more details, to seemingly make it more believable—but maybe B’loody Mary is just a terrible liar and started to panic and ramble).

The reason Enoby wasn’t surprised to see Willow alive in the next chapter was because vampires regenerate. This is why Enoby and Draco can slit their wrists repeatedly without dying, so hypothetically Willow could have been “killed”, she just didn’t die, because she’s a vampire.

So the last question is: how did she get un-expelled?

Well, Dumblydore had just received word that Volxemort was going to kill the students, and Enoby was the only one who could stop him. However, he knew she was stubborn and would only talk to him if he spoke her language. So he turned to Willow, her best friend (as far as he knew), and asked her how to be goffik™ so Enoby would take him seriously. That’s why he showed up to the MCR concert dressed in full goffik garb and was able to take out the Death Dealers so easily; he was already there, purely for research purposes.

And in exchange for Willow’s advice, he agreed to un-expel her, and have her promise to stop skipping classes. Which she does, but now she has to find other ways to see Britney without Enoby finding out—as well as being burdened with the knowledge that Volxemort could show up again any day now, so she has to make every second count.

Side note: You may remember that Dumblydore’s goffik makeover of himself and the Great Hall included references to Avril Lavigne, Ashlee Simpson and the Backstreet Boys—which are very not “goffik”, even by My Immortal standards. The reason Dumblydore had this impression is because when he was asking Willow how to be goffik, she let him take a look at her playlist—forgetting that she had downloaded some of Britney’s favorite songs on there as well. Thus, the drastic mix-up of genres.

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I hc Willow’s full name is Willow Eternity Samara Lee, and Britney’s last name is Fetch

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happy pride month to them ♡

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i’m gonna be honest the first time i saw the glue trap meme a few years ago this is the first thing i thought of

the danceverse version of rickrolling is called overloading and its never gonna give you up playing over this image

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Obsessed with the idea that Mister Overload’s secret identity is a guy called “Rick Roll”

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I saw a video ranking just dance ships, which made me remember my own just dance ships from when I was like 9, and I had a vision

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I’M NOT KIDDINNG WHEN I SAY I HAD THE IDEA TO DO THIS SCENE OVER A YEAR AGO BUT I DIDNT BC ANDRE DIED AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A BAD TIME?? YOU BEAT ME TO THIS INCREDIBLY SPECIFIC ANIMATIC AND IM SO MAD/LH

This took me like 2 hours and I don't know how but- It was totally worth it

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Anastacha's "cool uncle or whatever" ™️

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MY FIRST EVER REPO ART!!! hopefully my art style works for these losers

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matt just fired half the remaining tumblr support staff lmao

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your recent brillow art makes me wanna go back to my brillow fic, its so cool!

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hell yeah dude

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i think luigi is trans but has no idea and/or flat out refuses to accept it. and i don’t mean he’s an egg, he’s a fully transitioned grown ass man and has been for decades. in his head he is just a cis guy who had a few surgeries and what’s the big deal. he hates the idea of being queer because he has to deal with his VERY flamboyantly queer siblings on a daily basis and he wants nothing to do with that but he doesn’t fully understand what being trans actually means