#PFFFT

[captain-flint]

stede: [being bossy and assertive] ed: [new kink unlocked 🔓]

[adamworu]

Tumblr, except everytime the p0rnbots come in waves, a foghorn sounds off like in splatoon’s salmon run.

[thepenguisalive7]

Cucumber man just wants to do a deadly dungeon 😔

Dungeon Stream >> 1, 2, 3, 4

[not-rab]

friendly reminder that this is all we know about canonical Evan Rosier

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[cerealboxlore]

(this is for the divine twitch chat au my beloved)

captain marvel, at 3am: *preparing a goat for an ancient sacrificial ritual in the watchtower kitchen*

jl member of choice who just wanted a quick break from watchtower duty: hey uhh.. cap? buddy? whatcha.. what are you uh doing there?

cap, basically hissing: the voices, they’re winning

queue misunderstandings and rumours spread among the heroes

This ask had me cackling like a mad man ever since I got it, omg 😂😂😂

There's some hilarity in Billy holding a goat 🐐 like the Billy goat, hahahahaha

This is both hilarious and horrifying, bc if a JL member saw that, it'd be an immediate report to HR or batman. Does the JL even have a HR? Oh man

Also

Memes!

The divine twitch chat AU certainly is expanding and I am here for it!

Also, I hope that goat ends up being safe in the end and getting taken care of By Damian.

[tapakah0]

Imagine Casey loosing his mind on one of these bad boys

[suja-janee]

Redraw of my obamitsu kiddos 🐍💕

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[skully-drawls]

Have some more unsillied Theo Noise or w/e. Uh. Silent Hill visit Edition.

[call-me-remi]

When you replace a thrown bridal bouquet with a cat in photoshop, the results are glorious.

[aleprouswitch]

In 1985, Ann Landers had little faith that industrial music would last.

[naffeclipse]

[Polar!YN] should be given a gun

Apex Polarity would be a one-shot in that case (ba dum tss)

[thetangycheesemanwithaplan]

911 + Text Posts pt282/?

[im-a-chunky-potato]

*Random kid walks over to Nikolai* Are you a clown? Why are you dressed so silly like that.

Nikolai: Silly? It's not silly, it's style! But I suppose you could say that. Want to see a magic trick~

Kid: You can't do magic, you're too old.

Nikolai: What on earth do you mean?

Kid: Are you an idiot? Everyone knows magic fades as you grow older. And you're very old.

Nikolai: I AM NOT THAT OLD!!!

Kid: Then how do you explain the white hair? You look like my Grandpa.

Nikolai: ...

*Cue Sigma having to drag away a murderous Nikolai*

[littlelovelore]

* astarion rolls a nat 20 and sneaks to your

bed to cuddle without waking the others *

[thepromiscuousfinger]